Lady Gaga Kidnaps Commissioner Gordon

[Swede]

GOTHAM CITY—Supervillain Lady Gaga brazenly abducted Commissioner James Gordon from a charity fundraiser Tuesday, leaving police baffled and the citizens of Gotham fearing for their safety. Known for her outlandish costumes and geometric polygon hair, the criminal madwoman made a daring escape from Arkham Asylum last week and has been taunting authorities by interrupting television broadcasts ever since. "If you ever want to see Commissioner Gordon again, you'll do exactly as I say," Lady Gaga said from her secret lair, adjusting her angular yellow Tyvek and spandex dress as henchmen danced menacingly around the bound commissioner. While the kidnapping occurred at stately Wayne Manor, home of playboy jet-setter Bruce Wayne, the eccentric billionaire was not available for comment.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lady-gaga-kidnaps-commissioner-gordon,17789/

[edbermac]

1. This looks like a call for.....

BatGirl!

[Swede]

2. I'd watch that.

Oh yeah.

[Initech]

3. Why so serious?

[Gidney N Cloyd]

4. Odd how you never see Bruce Wayne and Lady Gaga in the same place...