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tourivers83 Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 04:29 PM
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Was Eve an Astronaut?
With all the possibilities, life probably exists in many places. But life that can look up at the nighttime sky and wonder what life is and why are we here. That kind of life could be rare. And valuable. But the distances are so vast; this insignificant planet of this insignificant sun has not been visited for a long while. Not since life was brought here when a Starship on a survey mission stopped by, and one of the crew went behind that big pile of rocks to stretch her legs...and take a shit.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-10 05:10 PM
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1. ?
:wtf: :freak: :wow: :tinfoilhat: :banghead: :popcorn: :yoiks:
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tourivers83 Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 09:59 AM
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2. Thank you.
:evilgrin: :evilfrown: O8) :hippie: :party: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :eyes: :beer: :hi: :loveya: :grouphug: :fistbump: :pals: :headbang: :hide: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray: :woohoo: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 10:06 AM
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3. and then She named it Adam


and thus it began.

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tourivers83 Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 11:37 AM
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4. Now that was cool.
Actually, I feel that this is one of the more efficient means nature devised to move life from the Here and Now to the Wild Blue Yonder. Say a bird eats some berries from a berry bush in the Here and Now. While the seeds are safely stored in birdies full tummy she gets a wild hair and decides to fly off to the Wild Blue Yonder looking for some action.
On arriving she finds the scene rather dull. Too many republicans and nothing to eat. She decides to fly home but first makes a rest stop. Now the seeds are on the ground and like magic, soon you have a berry bush. Now with food new birds move in. One of them opens a disco and soon it’s a lively happening place.
:hippie: :toast: :bounce: :bounce: :dunce: :hangover: :beer: :hi: :loveya: :hug: :grouphug: :pals: :headbang: :blush: :applause: :popcorn: :rofl: :spray:
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 01:25 PM
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5. You're L Ron Hubbard, aren't you?
I knew it.
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tourivers83 Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 02:54 PM
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7.  I'm sorry Battlefield Earth sucked.
"Too many republicans and nothing to eat." I have got to remember that line.
:hippie: :party: :toast: O8) :eyes: :smoke: :think: :crazy: :silly: :loveya: :grouphug: :pals: :fistbump: :headbang: :yourock:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-10 01:35 PM
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6. Let's just start a religion based on this. I don't know about you, but...
I could definitely use the money! :D
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