OK. I don't know if you saw what happened in here, but I'm getting too old for this shit.

[LeftyFingerPop]

Seriously, I need to make some big changes to my life. You all know what I'm talking about.

I'm a 51 year old man who posts about walking around in a yellow Speedo with a potato stuffed down the back. That kind of immature fucking garbage is something that a much younger person (ie: someone in their mid-40's) would be posting.

Therefore, starting now, I will be posting about walking around in a yellow Speedo with a head of lettuce stuffed down the back.

That way, it will look like I have a ba-donka-donk.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

1. Yeah I saw it chief

and personally, I really don't think yellow is your color. Why not go with an age appropriate day-glow pink that will set off yer ba-donka-donk in elegant style?

Next, we must work on your evening fineries. If you really want to act your fucking age, the mustard stained sweatshirts gotta go!

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I wish I had a nickel for everytime someone said they would...

"set off my ba-donka-donk in elegant style."

[Deep13]

3. "...the mustard stained sweatshirts gotta go!"

Right, he should be wearing a Scotch-stained sweatshirt.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I never drank scotch in my life.

[Deep13]

5. Now is your chance to turn over a new leaf and "act your age."

Make sure it is a good single malt and not any of that cheap stuff.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. eh....to each his own.

:)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

7. I was thinking more along the lines of Jaegermeister

It IS considered a cough drop here in Germany so a few dribble drabbles on your shirt are to be expected.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Lettuce pray that we never ever never-ever- never-ever-never-EVER see that IRL.

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[Old Troop]

9. Mister Pop. Step away from the vegetable aisle.

[redwitch]

10. ba donka donk

Tee Hee. I love the sound of it.

[carlyhippy]

11. Lettuce? lettuce is much too lumpy!

You can buy "booty pop" undies (i am not sure if they have guys sizes)
youtube search booty pop commercial....

[gratuitous]

12. Shouldn't that be two heads of lettuce?

Or one head cut in two halves? Where's funkybutt when we need her input?

[Demoiselle]

16. I am clearly confused here..

I would have thought a person would want to stuff a potato...or, for that matter, a head of lettuce...down the FRONT of one's speedo.
What am I missing?

[Capn Sunshine]

13. picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue

get down with your bad self.

[S n o w b a l l]

14. Cabbage would be firmer.

:)

:hug:

:loveya:

[Swede]

15. Aw,c'mon Murtaugh,just one last case.