I've been awake all night, and I am finally done!

[LeftyFingerPop]

I have 584 online friends. I printed out thumbnail photos of each of my friends, and carefully cut the thumbnails to size with a pair of scissors. Then, I arranged the thumbnail photos of all my friends on my carpeted floor, putting the most important friends towards the top, and the least important friends towards the bottom.

I arranged the thumbnails to form a pattern on the floor that looked like this:


I
LOVE
YOU
MY
DEAR
FRIENDS

Then, I took off all my clothes and stood naked at the bottom of my creation. I imagined some of my friends going like "Lulz" and "Fail lol".

Then, I took a picture of my creation, and taped the picture over my computer monitor.

So now, I'm sitting here looking at the picture, having a coffee, and telling my bestest friends in the whole world that I would do anything for them, as long as it does not involve getting out of my chair.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. lol

:yoiks:

[motely36]

2. What is your obsession with Facebook?

Some of us enjoy it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. My obsession with facebook is the following:

It has become a posse site where disgruntled DUers organize, and then come in here and disrupt. Plain and simple.

And if you want to talk about obsessions, I'll tell you about obsessions. Something very bizarre occurred in here last night and you know what I am talking about. That is what a prudent person would call an obsession.

I see what is being discussed there, and to be honest, it is insane and sociopathic. The DUer's who remain happy here just want to be left the fuck alone, and not attacked every 5 minutes by people who mean nothing to them.

That's my motherfucking obsession with facebook.

[motely36]

4. Actually, I have no idea what happened here last night

I was busy offline.

What do you mean you see what is being posted there? On Facebook? I thought you didn't post there.

I was just making an observation.

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. OK....

ask around on facebook. I don't want to talk about it in a PM, and I can't talk about it here because it involved a TSing. You'll find out. It was pretty disturbing, especially to some women here.

:hi:

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. Very funny -- very fitting -- first the fun response --

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Are you SURE you have a picture of me that is complimentary (and I DON'T mean
it has a thought-bubble added over my head saying, "Nice 'tocks, LFP!!!").
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The sad part is that some people see their whole lives as "a battle to be won" --
and are probably unconsciously taking their cues from the insensitive jocks who
almost certainly tormented them in high school... but instead of turning those
energies towards a person or issue that really deserves it, they take the easy
way out. The constant attacks, along with the megalomania of some, reveal an
obvious insecurity a mile-deep (though they seem to believe instead of revealing
it, they are camouflaging it). They just don't seem to realize how sad the picture
is that they're broadcasting of their own REAL self-image.
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" You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!!
You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!! You're a doody-head!!", etc.
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What they are shouting from the rooftops is "Please don't look at ME!!!!!!!"
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You would think they would eventually realize this and stop the behavior out of a deep
sense of embarrassment, but the level of denial, not to mention the sense of "belonging"
to others who identify with that coping mechanism, is apparently monumental.
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It's a shame. Both in the needless stress to which those undeserving of that viciousnes
are subjected -- AND the waste of focus and energy and the self-perpetuation of the low
self-esteem felt by those perpetrating that viciousness.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

7. MFM...

You usually post light-hearted threads, and then you come in and blow me away with this one.

Of course, you are right on. And the thing is, it does not have to be this way. I don't know of anyone here who gets a bunch of people together to go in to facebook to put a big hammer down on the people in there.

It is apparent to anyone who read what happened last night...there is an unnatural and personal obsession that has become harassment.

I will catch hell for saying this, but I am real old school. A man does not put fear and shame upon a woman. Period. Two women want to battle it out? Fine. Two men? Fine. A man makes a sideways comment to a woman? OK....maybe. A man harasses a woman for months and gets personal with everyone he can under a hidden identity? No. No. No.

I posted back to this guy last night...then I thought about it, figured I was talking to a sociopath with some serious problems, and deleted my posts, thinking that I wanted no part of this. Then this guy proceeds to tell me that he took screen shots of all my posts. That kind of did it for me...I'm thinking...so what? What are you going to do, sell them?

This shit is beyond the pale.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I checked first thing this morning...

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...those screen shots are already on eBay.
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[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I'll post them here so their value becomes worthless...

Let's see....

er...something something fuckface

Ummmm...something fishlips

Uhhhhhh.....I forget

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. oh lord

U2 crack me up.

ebay.


fishlips.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. In real life...

I call everyone I know either fuckface or fishlips. That way, I don't have to remember names.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

14. wow. same thing with me

everyone is darling or honey with toots thrown in for variety ;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I used to know a guy that called everyone "cat"

How ya doin' cat?

What's up there cat?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

16. I bet his first name was Hep

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. That would explain things, but his first name was...

Leonardo

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. very leonine and of course the Perfect first name for a Cat

;)

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Oh wait, did I say Leonardo?

I meant Fido....his name was Fido.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. hahahahaha...oh lord

I really did lol.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Good!

:D

[CreekDog]

22. Why is your screenname weirdly mocking of LeftyFingerPop?

:shrug:

[Lucian]

11. That's...that's not right.

Really creepy.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. You bet.