What do you want on your tombstone?

[pokerfan]

[valerief]

1. I thought we were all supposed to get Here Lies a Disruptor. nt

[Shell Beau]

2. A mom, wife, daughter, sister, friend who loved with all of her heart.

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

3. "See you in three days!"

:)

[jobycom]

4. Did you create that name just for this thread?

:rofl:

[Crystal Clarity]

19. No I've seen 'Him' elsewhere

He's consistently lol funny too. :-)

A belated DU welcome to you Yeshuah Ben Joseph! :hi:

[Swede]

5. pepperoni and cheese.

[jobycom]

6. Mickey Mouse ears, a bottle of Becker Iconoclast Cabernet, Snuffer's Cheddar Fries

and an "I Hate Rush" bumper sticker plastered over my name. For a slogan, "I came, I saw, I kicked his ass, but maybe I should have made sure he was unconscious before I turned my back."

[MilesColtrane]

7. "Here lies MilesColtrane...and why not?"

[RandomThoughts]

8. Nobody here, left with the pleasant sound of a song.

:)

That would be a great tombstone.


Orpheus.


Figure that one out :)


Knowing I will have beer and travel financing, but not doing anything to get it, not even brownnosing or being nice for those reasons. Is exactly what not looking back is.


I know she is still there...

[pokerfan]

9. I'm thinking the Blue Screen of Death would be appropriate

though in a hundred years no one would understand it.

[kimi]

10. "Well, darn it . . .

. . . I just KNEW this would happen."

[Tuesday Afternoon]

11. my body rests while my spirit soars

are some such shit.

I want a bench underneath the old oak tree where I planned to be buried.

Like this:

[Rochester]

12. Remember, friend, as you pass by...

Remember, friend, as you pass by,
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so you shall be.
Prepare for death, and follow me.

[suninvited]

13. I told you I was sick !

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

15. HA!

[Rhythm]

14. "For once, this bumble didn't bounce"

It's an inside joke, because i am a monumental klutz.

In all seriousness, i could care less what my marker says...
What i do want is a nice piece of statuary... something sorely missing in today's world of ground-flat 'memory gardens'.

Something like this would be nice:

[madinmaryland]

16. "I asked God to tombstone right the **** now and he did"

[david13]

17. No Tombstone. I'm not into all that 'memorial' crap. dc

[Tom_Foolery]

18. Hey, who turned the lights out?

[keroro gunsou]

20. with apologies

to rodney dangerfield...

"here lies *insert my name*
there goes the neighborhood."

[WinkyDink]

21. "Hey, get off my lawn!"

[Liberalynn]

22. The ultimate cure for thinking too much!

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. His last words were: "Hey everybody, watch this!"

[pokerfan]

24. What The Hell Are You Looking At?!

Anyone remember Duckman?

[Bennyboy]

25. Fuck em if they can't take a joke.

fo shizzle.

[TK421]

26. My balls itched, and all I got was this lousy tombstone

[Curmudgeoness]

27. I'm into the morbid. Found this one in an old cemetary and want it.

"As you are now so once was I. As I am now so shall you be, Prepare yourself to follow me."

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

28. LOL

I like the "too bad I died" one.

[ArnoldLayne]

29. I should have ate more tomatos instead of jacking off so much

[Bennyboy]

30. Here lies Harry Palms....NT

[alphafemale]

31. I'd rather have just a tree...thanks

Don't rip a piece of marble out of the ground for me.

If you do I will taunt you forever

I said taunt..

not haunt.

Haunt is reserved for...the extra special haters

[Glassunion]

32. He finally STFU. Survived by everyone left on the planet.

[LeftishBrit]

33. She disrupted - not poorly but very well indeed!

[El Supremo]

34. What the Fuck Was That All About?

[TheMightyFavog]

35. Sausage and Pepperoni.

:P :9

[Old Troop]

36. So it wasn't benign?

[Forkboy]

37. He deserved this.

[YankeyMCC]

38. Vacant