Why did you give up your psychic powers?

[struggle4progress]

[Dr Morbius]

1. I didn't, but wanted you to think I had.

I see it worked (again).

[txwhitedove]

2. Oh well, the same old “HOW did you know?”… and “Stop

invading my dreams! Are you a witch?” Too busy now to deal with all that psychic energy.

[LawnKorn]

3. Knowing which stocks to buy was not all it is cracked up to be

Being super rich is not the way it looks in the fashion magazines. So I ditched my ability to pick the winners in the stock market (and at the dog track) and went back to being poor. It is a lot more fun now.

[motely36]

6. For some reason I read 'knowing which socks to buy'

and I thought...now there would be a useful power!

:rofl:

[Nikia]

4. My mom told us that people though that was weird

So I stopped using them.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Most people don't look that great naked.

The X-ray vision was more of a curse than a blessing.

[bluedigger]

7. My psychic power is knowing which line is moving slowest.

Highway, fast food, supermarket checkout, it doesn't matter, I unerringly choose the slowest moving line.

I still got it!:applause:

[Z_I_Peevey]

8. Darrin told me to,

and being the submissive wife that I am, well, I felt it was something I just had to do.

My mother is super-pissed, though.

[KamaAina]

9. The Devil was having a two-for-one sale

:evilgrin:

[Amaril]

10. I heard "will you PLEASE get out of my head?!"...

.....one too many times.

[joeybee12]

11. Other: They still weren't good enough to get me to win the lottery...n/t

[rrneck]

12. Because I always knew I would. nt