Things on the internet that annoy you.

[RedXIII]

Me it's people who use Ur instead of Your,ITT,and internet memes where they're not funny.

[RedXIII]

1. ....

bump

[Orrex]

38. People who bump their own threads after readers have successfully ignored them for two hours

[kwassa]

46. Kick!

[krispos42]

2. You mean RickRolling is passe?

Fuck. I need a drink.

[Ineeda]

15. (Obama is left-handed) n/t

[krispos42]

19. I reject your reality and substitute my own!

:P

[Ineeda]

31. Fair enough...

but left-handedness is the sign of the Antichrist. Or something like that. I get confused about all the evil indicators.

[HopeHoops]

3. Flashing distracting fucking ads that you can't get the fuck rid of. Fuck those.

Did I mention "fuck those"?

[madinmaryland]

5. Maybe if you stop visiting all those porn sites, you wouldn't have that problem!!

:D

[HopeHoops]

8. Yeah, those are pretty bad, but even sites like FreeRice have them.

[kentauros]

35. I never noticed them on FreeRice

but now that I look again, they've really changed their site. Now they have all those dumb FaceBook/Twitr and whatever else flyout buttons, too. I don't go to FreeRice for the ads or with the desire to Twit it to FacePlant.

[madinmaryland]

4. Posts about things on the internet that bother them.

:P

[lunatica]

6. Articles that have no photos

The internet is made for graphics and photos yet they are under-used by a lot of blogs and news sites. With headlines like Man Runs Naked Through Vegetable Section of Safeway Supermarkets you'd think there would be some sort of photograph. Why else would anyone read the story?

[pintobean]

43. Your post needs a pic

[Debi]

7. That I can't blow this up to wall-size

[ornotna]

37. Actually, you can

Just rasterbate it.

http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

[TK421]

9. postings about people dressing up like animals who don't get the love-attention

they so rightfully deserve....other than that, not much else

[flvegan]

20. !

:rofl:

[smalll]

30. I feel sorry for all those only-children who had way too many stuffed toys on their beds --

which didn't get stowed away in time, so once they hit puberty and wet dreams etc., they were permanently confused.

[struggle4progress]

10. I've been grumpy about everything after that http://

I mean really

:grr: "htpp://" :grr:

What were they thinking?

[TK421]

11. They just never thought beyond the backslash n/t

[jobycom]

12. I could tell you...

But then they'd have to kill me. :P

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[Generic Brad]

16. Rudeness and referring to yourself in the 3rd person

There's no reason to provoke posters unnecessarily. I see it all over the internet and it makes Generic Brad sad.

[Zavulon]

17. Idiots who say "love / loves me some...", "lolz," pop-up ads, constantly having to update

my flash player,

idiots who post video after video every day thinking we all have the time to watch them all,

Facebook and people who demand that I join (I won't),

the completely unfunny captions under lolcats (my aunt sends them to me constantly, and I'm at the point where I'm going to block her address),

e-mails from dolts who fall for those "free iPad" scams,

Drudge Report,

idiots who use the phrase "love me some... / loves me some...". I know I mentioned this already, but it bears repeating. The phrase isn't funny, cool, endearing or anything else positive, it's just stupid and makes the poster sound that way too.

I know the first and last items will offend at least a couple people here, but it had to be said.

[Rochester]

18. Too many Republicans and Libertarians out there.

Advertising and spam a close second.

[Odin2005]

21. All the Libertarian idiots on the net that must live in their parents' basement.

[realisticphish]

22. News Videos without any text articles with them

screw you, news sites, I don't feel like sitting through 30 seconds of ads to hear someone ramble and then show stock footage for 3 minutes, when I could have read a paragraph.

[jobycom]

24. Yeah, that, too. nt

[jobycom]

23. People who disagree with me, speak differently than me, or in some other ways fail miserably

when it comes to worshiping me.

[Archae]

25. Youtube videos...

Of some videogame set to really shitty music.

[name not needed]

26. People who hijack my threads and talk about cars.

[Forkboy]

27. Caring about people I'd be better off not caring about.

[alphafemale]

28. I just checked...it still lives...shudder

http://www.webhamster.com/

[Skittles]

29. "prolly" instead of probably

UGH

[Chan790]

32. You know, accounting for vernacular drift...

in maybe less than a hundred years this sentence is probably going to look like this:

U kno a'countin 4 vernacular(archaic) driff in mebbe <100 years dis sentence is prolly gonna look liek dis. LOLZ

[Roon]

33. I know two adult people who say "prolly"

makes my skin crawl.

[applegrove]

34. I used to fill out info on myself in order to get to do an IQ test or whatnot.

Now I get emails on my birthday wishing me a Happy Birthday and trying to sell me stuff. Really annoying.

[Orrex]

39. Failed the test, then?

:evilgrin:

[applegrove]

41. LOL! I do well on the spacial portion of the IQ tests so I end up with a higher score than you would

think. Though I do think most IQ tests online are bullshit.

[Orrex]

48. Actually, they're extremely accurate

Extremely accurate at showing how well you on online IQ tests, that is.

As true measures of intelligence, I find them less convincing!

[pintobean]

44. That was better than

anything in the joke thread.

[mcctatas]

36. people who act like posting is a battle between the Jets and the Sharks

gets a little irksome

[rucky]

47. Though I don't mind the dancing so much.

[bigwillq]

40. when the porn isn't free

:evilgrin: :P ;)

[IDemo]

42. "Like" buttons, everywhere.

It feels like a dog treat should pop out of the screen when you click on one.

[nolabear]

45. Drive-bys in the Comments sections. (Not DU)

Not DU; here at least people hang around and dare to be someone who backs up an argument. But on most news sites nearly every one either quickly degenerates into the same old meaningless name-calling or is filled with meanness, sheer stupidity on parade and venomous spite because there's no consequence.