Having to induce vomiting in the dogs kind of wrecks my appetite.

[Brickbat]

Better crack open a bottle, I guess. :beer:

[kayakjohnny]

1. Yes, that does sound like quite the appetite wrecker.

I hope you're not cracking open a bottle of vomit inducer though.

[Brickbat]

3. HA! No.

At least, not in the quantities I'll be drinking. :)

[MorningGlow]

2. Ugh you just gave me flashbacks

to 20 years ago, when my dog swallowed a leather glove--whole. Hellloooo hydrogen peroxide. (Wish I had thought of assuaging the ick with booze. :) )

[Brickbat]

4. SUCH a pain in the ass.

They ran off and I know there's a deer they gnaw on down the road. A little prevention now means I'm not up in the middle of the night cleaning up a shit-covered collie. :barf:

[MorningGlow]

5. Hobson's choice, eh?

Gross now vs. gross later.

But I hear ya. My dog was such a dumbass he'd eat anything not nailed down. We wouldn't even known one of my dad's socks was missing till the remains of it...er...exited. Once he even pulled my baby niece's sock off her foot while she sat in her high chair. She was giggling. Little did we know it was because the dog was working her sock off her foot. My dad also swore the lottery ticket that damned cocker spaniel ate was "the big winner" (it wasn't of course "but what if it HAD BEEN?!")

Oh yeah--he also pulled a $5 bill out of a relative's purse and ate it. And caught him with one of the old-lady-relatives' plastic rain hat. Not sure how he was planning on getting that down. Eesh, too many tales of idiocy to recount.
:rofl:

[Brickbat]

6. Honestly, I'd rather deal with barf.

I know when they're going to do it, so I can bring them outside or into the woods so I don't even have to clean it. We crate our dogs at night and the collie is very shy, so if he has an issue at night, he'll politely be silent and we don't find the problem until the morning. Poor guy; I'd rather cut it off than wash him, so he gets bad haircuts every once in awhile when he eats something dead and can't control himself in the kennel. :rofl: