Archae
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Sat Sep-04-10 10:41 PM
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Funny story for everyone. |
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A Rabbi, A hindu, and a lawyer are in a car together, their car breaks down near an out-of-the-way farm.
Farmer says they can stay the night, but due to lack of room in the farmhouse, one guy is going to have to sleep in the barn.
Rabbi volunteers first. He comes knocking at the door later, "There's a pig in the barn, I can't sleep under the same roof as a pig."
Hindu volunteers, he comes knocking at the door later, "There's a cow in the barn, I can't sleep under the same roof as a cow."
Lawyer volunteers. Later the cow and the pig come knocking.
:D
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Kali
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Sat Sep-04-10 10:46 PM
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I like a good lawyer joke, although I have to say none of the ones I have ever met or observed in real life were bad people in any way that I could see. And a few were good friends and allies in various struggles.
One time I was at a three day seminar type class and one of the teambuilding/creativity brainstorming assignements was quickly coming up with a list of all the uses for an attorney.
Shark bait was on there I remember that:P
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LiberalAndProud
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Sun Sep-05-10 03:44 AM
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2. Karl Rove passed the bar exam? |
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Sun Sep-05-10 08:56 AM
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3. He probably lied about being a lawyer. He lies about EVERYTHING. |
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