Martha Stewart on the cover of her Hallowe'en Handbook: Evil Sorceress or Joan Rivers?

[Bossy Monkey]

If the hotlink doesn't work, you'll have to Google Image Martha stewart +halloween cover +2010 (or just look around the next time you're in a supermarket checkout line).

(I know the answer to Choice 9 below, but what makes 'evil sorceress' better?)

[NoPasaran]

1. She looks way too lifelike to be Joan

[xchrom]

2. joan never looks THAT Fabulous! nt

[TheCentepedeShoes]

3. I saw that in a store last week

and thought it looked like Glenn Close

[kimi]

9. Yeah, saw that in Whole Foods yesterday

and that was my first thought: "Why is Glenn Close calling herself Martha?"

[blogslut]

4. How fun!

I hope she got to go to at least one party in that getup.

[Lady President]

5. Phyllis Diller

That might sound like an insult, but I think the picture is fabulous!

[LiberalAndProud]

11. Yes. I thought of her first too.

[Flaxbee]

6. saw this waiting in line at the grocery store last night..

thought she looked great :) There is a step-by-step inside and it really is a transformation - shows her barefaced, then with the stencils/tattoos around her face, then the makeup.

My husband LOVES Halloween and we haven't done anything for it the last several years - mostly b/c we lived in a tiny, fundie town. Now we're back up near DC so maybe we'll get dressed up and have fun. That cover inspired me :D

[tigereye]

7. ha ha! That's hilarious. Say that for her, she does have a sense of humor.

[sarge43]

8. Princess Zabora of the Planet Bahdtaste Alpha

She had Jim Kirk's love child, ya know.

[RushIsRot]

10. She really puts the "boo" in bouffant.

[Dappleganger]

12. Love her look!

It used to be that I couldn't stand her, but when she was sent to prison my attitude changed about her completely. She is really cool!

[nolabear]

13. I hate to say it but my first thought was "Oh look! Judy Collins!"

[Bertha Venation]

14. Did they make her head on a Food TV cake challenge?

Gawd, that's freaky. THat's the only word I can think of. Freaky.