I am seeing a professional "post advisor"...

[LeftyFingerPop]

To help me improve the presentation of my posts here in DU.

He is charging me $150 an hour, but I think the positive results are showing already. I will pay for the cost of my training...I just want to give you the best I have to offer.

Why?

Because I love each and every one of you, except for some of you.

:grouphug:

[rug]

1. For $150 an hour, I hope your post is getting proper attention.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!

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CRAP!!!! Now I gotta start over.
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[CreekDog]

6. lose

The dots dude

It's making your posts unintelligible.

Moreso.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Hey....

:hi:

[lovemydog]

3. lol

Looking good. It's paying off.

[LiberalAndProud]

4. I am simultaneously flattered (how kind of you) and concerned (have you lost your effing mind?)

Of course you have.

Love you back
:grouphug:

[realisticphish]

5. That's total bullshit, you need to fire him

I only charge $135