Tory MP learns his Brazilian wife is a prostitute

[pokerfan]

:rofl:

There are about a "Brazillian" jokes here...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1309280/Tory-MP-weeps-discovery-Brazilian-wife-70-time-suburban-prostitute.html

He said he wanted to become famous for his political achievements. But yesterday a Tory MP was thrown into the spotlight for a very different reason – after his wife of seven years was exposed as a £70-an-hour prostitute.

[Orsino]

1. "How many protstitues is that?" the president asked. n/t

[mysuzuki2]

2. A Brazillian prostitutes?

My god, they'll be all over the place!

[Ikonoklast]

3. Well, there is a good side to that.

Prices will drop dramatically, supply and demand and all...

[MajorChode]

4. Maybe he was getting a discount

[OmahaBlueDog]

5. I think it's great, in these tight economic times, that the missus pitches in to earn a little extra

Maybe they are planning a kitchen remodel or something

[pokerfan]

7. Hey baby, you wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?

[MrScorpio]

10. "Honey, I think we need to start a new milk money jar..."

"The first one is full."

[Blue_Tires]

17. If she was giving it away for free; THAT would be cause for outrage...

[rug]

6. That blows.

[backwoodsbob]

8. that sucks

[pokerfan]

11. but it doesn't bite

(hopefully)

[Iggo]

23. That's extra.

[MrScorpio]

9. One of them is clearly a whore

And the other is a soon to be ex-wife from Brazil.

[rurallib]

12. She's making more than him - maybe he ought to join her career path.

[pokerfan]

13. At £70 a throw?

She must have a brazilian clients...

[NewJeffCT]

21. I know, that's like $100

Not exactly Ashley Dupre territory in terms of cost...wasn't she like several grand/hour?

[UTUSN]

14. But seriesly, one of the Chilean miners has BOTH wife & mistress topside

Now. He's down there. Both of them are up there. We're all cheering/hoping for his safety.

So, when he gets up there, then what.

[NewJeffCT]

22. an awesome threeway?

ok, probably not... but, ya never know.

[valerief]

15. Wow, and HE's supposed to be the whore. nt

[Skittles]

16. I wonder which one is the bigger whore

[edbermac]

19. Politicians are the bigger whores.

After all, there are some things even a prostitute won't do for money. :7

[Bucky]

18. When they say she's good for seventy pounds, is that a double entendre?

[hunter]

20. Best line of the article:

"She is reported to have gone home to Brazil in 2007, returning two years later when her husband asked her to assist him ahead of his election campaign."

If you want to be selling yourself as a Tory MP, who better to ask than someone already in the business?