Get with the program Facebook!

[motely36]

I am not now, nor have I ever been in Texas. So, your ads for sexy singles in Houston is lost on me once again.

[Debi]

1. You know

Robert Pattinson was JUST IN Lubbock.

I think it might be a sign.

[motely36]

5. hmmm...

my partner does fly in to Lubbock sometimes.

[Debi]

15. ZOMG!! YOUKNOWRPATTZ???????

:bounce:

[hobbit709]

2. Maybe it's a hint.

[motely36]

3. I don't think my partner would want to move to Houston

Just so that I could hook up with sexy singles!

[hobbit709]

7. Mention to your partner that there could be sexy singles for both of you.

:rofl:

[TZ]

4. Facebook is teh evul

I thought you knew that you bad man you. I should know since we are FB friends!!!:rofl:

[motely36]

6. I love Facebook

it is one of my most favorite sites!

[TZ]

9. Yeah me too.

I just think all the haters around here (most of whom have probably never spent time on FB) are pretty funny. Its not that different from here in some ways.

[Chan790]

8. I've got eBay, a Republican candidate's ad, and Jim Beam Black.

Not bad for a liberal business banker and Keynesian economist recovering alcoholic.

Now if they'd read my dang profile I'd get ads for sexy singles, socialists and bongs. Ya know, crap I might actually buy.

[TZ]

10. I love the suggestions FB gives you

Some of them are so :wtf:. My favorite one was suggesting I "like" Michael Jackson because many people who liked Barack Obama (as I did) also like MJ....okaaaaay.....

[motely36]

11. sometimes the connections they make are just odd

[Chan790]

12. Best one ever was:

You like "Straight Edge", other people who liked "Straight Edge" also liked "Rush Limbaugh"

:wtf: That tells me there are a lot of sXe punks out there who need to be beaten. Severely. It made me glad I'm not actually straight-edge...I just like the music from that scene.

[motely36]

13. I click ignore evertime

it recommends that RPhattz guy.

:eyes:

[Debi]

16. deleted message

b/c I was planning on using the 'A' word again x(

[Chan790]

17. Aardvark!!!

Whats wrong with aardvarks? :shrug:

[Debi]

19. Oh...the Motely one knows!

:mad:

[motely36]

18. Ashley?

:shrug:

[Debi]

21. MMmm She's delish

If only I were gay .. and she were gay .. and a certain someone wouldn't kill me ded for even thinking these thoughts (and I don't mean my husband!) ;)

[Chan790]

22. Well, we all agree on something.

Cause she's super-fine!

[LostinVA]

23. dtm

[Debi]

24. Shit

:yoiks:

[Brickbat]

14. Sometimes web sites interpret my ISP as being in New York.

I'm in Minnesota.

[bigwillq]

20. About as bad as the ads on DU

:hide:

[Quantess]

25. I get ads for senior singles

because I signed up as being born in 1915.