No One Likes M. Night Shyamalan

[Swede]

The horror,the horror.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1940892

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. For awhile I thought "The Devil" was some kind of satire.

Should have known better.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I love him.

:shrug:

[arbusto_baboso]

3. And my favorite theater is Noh theater.

"So, you like no theater?"

"Yes."

"How about Kabuki?"

"I like Noh theater better than Kabuki."

"So, Kabuki is your favorite?"

Ad nauseum...

[realisticphish]

11. "Mike, I'm going to grab a step ladder so you can jump up my butt"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa-Kx5M-8Ak

[arbusto_baboso]

12. My favorite MST3K quote of all time.

:thumbsup:

[realisticphish]

16. what frightens me

is that I could quote that entire bit from memory without watching the YouTube video :D

[arbusto_baboso]

17. My wife and I have our own secret language based entirely on MST3K lines.

Her fave is "They tampered in God's domain."

[realisticphish]

18. Chief? McCloud!

my sister and I can do something similar

anytime anyone says spring, of course you have to say "No springs! *whistle*"

[arbusto_baboso]

19. "Oh, look. Dead squirrel of tomorrow."

"Neil. NEIL!"

[realisticphish]

20. Pumaman!

Watch out for snakes!

[arbusto_baboso]

21. "I guess Jesus was run down by a Buick".

[realisticphish]

22. some Rifftrax curveballs...

"Imma go ta Levitown"

"Crabbain from Dunland!"

[CreekDog]

4. He had one good movie (Sixth Sense)

And one really, reallllllyyyyyy bad one (The Village)

And lots of crap around and in-between

:hide:

[pintobean]

5. Unbreakable was good

Other than that, I agree with you.

[Forkboy]

6. Sixth Sense is the only one I've seen.

And I've seen way too many horror movies to be fooled by that one. I knew 10 minutes it into what was going on, the rest was just a struggle to get through. Since then I've had no real interest in him. There's way better horror out there than that, imo.

[LostinVA]

7. Two good movies, and the first one was plagarized

[JTG of the PRB]

8. The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs were all good movies.

The rest... Yeah, no. Not so much.

But that video made me laugh. A lot. :rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. No they weren't.

[JTG of the PRB]

10. Sez you.

:P

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. The Sixth Sense is a single screamer movie with a surprise anybody intelligent saw coming.

Unbreakable is the slowest comic book movie ever fucking made. And it makes the Fantastic Four franchise look intelligent by comparison.

Signs, is basically everything good completely ripped off of "The Night of the Living Dead" (down to haircuts and costumes in some places), and they've switched out the zombies for aliens, and added a bunch of stupid shit that doesn't make any sense at all.

[JTG of the PRB]

15. Like I said, says you.

You don't have to like those movies. I do like them. Simple as that

[KamaAina]

23. Unbreakable also features a plot hole large enough to swallow a doublewide

the protagonist supposedly has osteogenesis imperfecta, or "brittle bone disease". Yet he is of full average adult height. In the reality-based world, OIs seldom grow to be even four feet tall; two of my favorite human beings have it :loveya: and they are 3'8" and about 3'6" respectively.

[realisticphish]

13. signs was meh

it had some great moments, like the handheld footage of the alien.

but there were plot holes 3 miles wide (aliens who are burned by water coming to a planet with water vapor in the atmosphere and which is 70% covered in water?).