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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:36 PM Original message |
Tell me a joke. |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:40 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. That gets 2 ROFLs. |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 09:44 PM Response to Reply #1 |
33. I don't get it |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:48 AM Response to Reply #33 |
45. heh |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
2. President Bush was having his daily intelligence briefing... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:41 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. It's okay. The setup gets me everytime. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:48 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. Yeah, I see what you mean. The opening is a joke in itself. |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:33 PM Response to Reply #2 |
22. Bush had intelligent briefs? Did he always put them on backwards? |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
4. A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. 1 1/2 ROFLs |
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SCantiGOP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 01:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
51. Horse walks into a bar |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
7. Bob tells his friend Joe that he is raising bees as a new hobby. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:48 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. That's so wrong. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:15 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. What kind of bees give milk? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:57 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. Nice. |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
10. ... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:51 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. I don't even like bacon and that was great. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
11. How do you wake up Lady Gaga? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Did I ever mention the neighborhood I lived in in Yonkers is the same one she grew up in? |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:49 PM Response to Original message |
12. Here's one |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:56 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. That's a new one. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:41 AM Response to Reply #12 |
42. Moved to #44 |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:53 PM Response to Original message |
14. And some more, if you dare |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 05:57 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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Capn Sunshine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:10 PM Response to Original message |
18. Two hunters are out in the woods ... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:58 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. I kind saw that one coming but I laughed anyways. |
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Rochester (486 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
20. How do you define "gross mismanagement"? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:59 PM Response to Reply #20 |
26. That one took a second to click. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
21. An 86 year old man goes in for his annual physical |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:59 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. So True. |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 07:19 PM Response to Reply #21 |
29. Bada bing! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:35 PM Response to Original message |
23. A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 06:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I'ma gonna use that one. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
30. A man is celebrating his 90th birthday, when there is a knock at his door. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 07:38 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Hahaha! |
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Rochester (486 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
32. Here's another one |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 09:50 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. Bwaahahahahahaha!!!! |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 09:52 PM Response to Reply #32 |
35. LoL |
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TroglodyteScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-08-10 10:13 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Ah nice... |
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Frank Cannon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
37. A mailman is finally retiring after 45 years on the job. At his last house... |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 08:55 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Love it. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
39. The big bad wolf is in bed and Red Riding hood approaches. "Grandma?" |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:19 AM Response to Reply #39 |
40. OMG! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:29 AM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Actually, that's from the card I got for my wife's birthday (Saturday). |
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motely36 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
43. Dr. Strange walks into a bar. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:51 AM Response to Reply #43 |
47. That doesn't NEED a punchline! |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
44. After his wife dies, Lou sells the co-op and moves to Florida |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 09:49 AM Response to Reply #44 |
46. That's a good one. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
48. Three nuns die in a car accident, and they meet St. Peter at the pearly gates. |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 11:19 AM Response to Reply #48 |
49. LOL. I've actually heard that one before though. |
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racaulk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 11:44 AM Response to Reply #49 |
50. ROFL! |
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hippywife (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-09-10 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
52. Really good thread! |
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