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Thu Sep-09-10 02:17 PM
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Today's "Life Imitating The Lounge", live from Kansas City! |
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A 64-year-old woman fought off a neighbor and dragged him out of her house by his beard after he let himself into her Kansas City home and took his clothes off.
The woman said she awoke about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday and found her 62-year-old neighbor standing over her naked, according to court records. He allegedly grabbed her arm and said he was “just being friendly.”
She grabbed his beard and dragged him to her door in the 3200 block of Oakland Avenue. As she tried to throw him out, he allegedly grabbed her throat.
She picked up a tape measure and bonked it against his head three times. He left.Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/08/2209191/attack-thwarted-by-more-than-a.html#ixzz0z3sMGG1Q
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Thu Sep-09-10 02:22 PM
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1. I'm glad she wasn't hurt dragging him out naked by his beard and all |
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I have nothing to say except :wow: and :rofl:
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Thu Sep-09-10 02:42 PM
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Thu Sep-09-10 02:45 PM
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3. Why is the friendly naked man always considered the villian? |
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Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 02:45 PM by Fire Walk With Me
:rofl:
And do situations with friendly naked women ever make the news?
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Thu Sep-09-10 03:19 PM
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4. Why did she have a tape measure next to her bed? |
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Thu Sep-09-10 03:40 PM
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Well, my mom is older, but she did fight off an armed carjacker with her cane at a QuikTrip a few years back, and he and his partner were arrested, thanks to her.
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