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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:14 PM
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Proof girls are evil


/me grins & ducks and hides
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:26 PM
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1. Your theorem is flawed.
Edited on Thu Sep-09-10 09:27 PM by LiberalAndProud
Time and Money
time + money
girls = 2(Money)

girls <> evil
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 09:51 PM
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2. Nice post, Einstein!!
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denbot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:00 PM
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3. Nice post Pythagoras
Go figure.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:09 PM
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4. Nice theory, Einstein!!!!!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 10:16 PM
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5. Flaw. It's Time + Money.
And it's not so easy to say Time = Money in this case. For example, if said girl insists on going to see, oh I don't know, that fucking Titanic movie 3 times at the theatre, I can tell you that the wasted 9 hours is worth far more than the $40 spent to see it.

And THAT is why girls are evil. Can't figure 'em out, and no mathematical formula fits 'em, without including a boobs factor.

/me hides further away than Hawkeye-X
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-09-10 11:44 PM
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6. Re:Girls are Evil
Not all of them, just the ones I want to hang out with.
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kimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 12:14 AM
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7. Nooooo . . .
Just the ones my lovely adorable boy children want to hang out with.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 05:27 AM
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8. You just better hope
Skittles doesn't see this posting!!
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 05:38 PM
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9. I'll schedule myself for asskicking if she comes and sees this.
:)
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 06:52 PM
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10. Yeah only someone with a sad, weak Y chromosome would come up with such
such a sophism.

:sarcasm:

You don't have to spend time and money on girls if you don't want to--it's your choice.

Of course, you won't have a date on Saturday night, a girlfriend or a wife ever. But once again, if time and money are so important, you can live like a hermit and not waste them on evil XX's.
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 06:55 PM
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11. Interesting, I have not left house in months.
But money is not most important, however it is needed to be around people within the system they understand.

And more importantly, if money was most important, I would have had money long ago.

Justice is more important, so will not accept injustice to go about getting money.


But I will have money for beer and travel, so there is always that :)


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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 08:16 PM
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12. Priorities, my friend!!!
Alcohol and travel are 2 ways my bank account gets emptied as well!

Luckily, I'm a straight woman so I don't have to decide between buying someone dinner and hoping to connect or buying my next ticket to Italy!
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RandomThoughts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 09:00 PM
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13. You miss the point.
I am due from a smear almost a decade ago.

Beer and travel money is just a way to say that. What I do with the money is my choice, and beer and travel is as good as any other explanation for that.


It also contains concepts of judgment some have about the comment.



I have many priorities, and one of them has always been compensation for that wrong done. The rest seem to be moving forward, although the breaking up of the banks, and good education systems, and breaking up media consolidations have a ways to do still.


But no reason not to work on many things at once, multitasking.
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pink-o Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-11-10 01:03 PM
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15. Sorry. You're right, I totally missed the point.
I thought this was a funny, provocative thread with a silly math formula as to why girls are evil, with flip responses and nothing real serious. And to be honest, I didn't understand your point in this post either.

I guess your screen name is rather appropriate then.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-10 09:06 PM
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14. And they start out young.
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