Douchebag says WHAT? Vote in CNN's poll RE: "Nearby diners speaking loudly on cell phones"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Lunchtime poll – bring in the noise



Speaking of shrieking kids of all ages raining terror down upon diners, didja know that scientists have found out why it's infinitely more annoying to hear cellphone conversations than regular ol' in person chats?

Mindhacks reported on a study that says it's because your brain has to work harder to keep up.

"A one-sided conversation (brilliantly named a ‘half-a-logue’) draws in more of our mental resources because the information is less predictable – like being fed a series of verbal cliff-hangers."

So how 'bout when you're served up one by a nearby diner?

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2010/09/10/lunchtime-poll-bring-in-the-noise/?hpt=Sbin

[HopeHoops]

1. I stand up and belch and fart loudly in their direction.

[Common Sense Party]

2. Reminds me of the old Steve Martin bit:

"Whenever someone asks me, 'Excuse me, do you mind if I smoke?'" I say,

"Why no. Do you mind if I FART? I always like to light one up after a good meal."

[SoxFan]

3. Have to post this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYLMk8xplqw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttewGXkCmZI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyUrGfHt2qM