taterguy
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Sat Sep-11-10 03:25 PM
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Cat owners, am I an asshole? |
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No story.
I just want to know if cat owners think I'm an asshole.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Sat Sep-11-10 03:26 PM
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1. I will have to check with my cats and get back to you. |
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Sat Sep-11-10 08:36 PM
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12. Do you really need to ask them? Almost every cat I've ever met spends at least half its time acting |
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like it thinks everyone else is an asshole
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Sat Sep-11-10 03:36 PM
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Richard Steele
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Sat Sep-11-10 03:48 PM
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3. Speaking as a well-known asshole who currently owns 12 1/2 cats.... |
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I have to say, "NO".
You're a little 'out there', a bit rough around the edges, and Lord knows you could take a hint or two from Dale Carnegie....
But actual ASSHOLE? Nope. Not even close.
I am a full-blown card-carrying asshole, and I've never seen you at any of the meetings.
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Sat Sep-11-10 07:53 PM
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Richard Steele
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Sun Sep-12-10 06:47 AM
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14. I have a few cats that are only half mine. |
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you know the type: they spend their time hanging out at the neighbor's house or in the woods, and they just come around acting friendly at supper time 3 days a week.
Although, since you ask, I do have one who I sincerely suspect might be only HALF "cat".
I think he might be half BobCat. Bobcats aren't as common as they used to be, but they're far from extinct, and they are still genetically close enough to housecats to produce healthy (although sterile) offspring.
It's not just that he's a BIG cat with a little stumpy tail; he doesn't MOVE like an ordinary housecat does. There's something very DIFFERENT going on in his hip geometry.
I've seen a few cats in my lifetime who were packed with huge rippling muscles like he is, but they still moved like cats. Big, slow, musclebound cats, but still cats.
This guy doesn't move like anything I've ever seen before. I don't have words to describe it, and he hasn't yet allowed me to get a photo of him, let alone a vid of him walking.
He's got some very DIFFERENT skeletal structure going on down in his hip region, I tellyawhut!
So, yeah, he might only be 1/2 cat...what the othe half is remains to be seen
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Sat Sep-11-10 04:05 PM
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You can be an asshole if you try and wish really hard.
I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole someday! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole someday! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole someday! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole someday! I will be an asshole! I will be an asshole! I am an asshole! I am an asshole!
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Sat Sep-11-10 04:13 PM
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5. In relation to cats specifically, or in terms of your posts overall? |
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I think I might be able to help but I need to narrow it down first.
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:rofl:
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Sat Sep-11-10 04:30 PM
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Sat Sep-11-10 04:34 PM
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7. I you prevented your cat from catting around, I think it is best to ask her. |
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Sat Sep-11-10 04:44 PM
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8. There's no such thing as a cat owner |
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Sat Sep-11-10 08:07 PM
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10. Yes. And shut your piehole, Francis! |
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Sat Sep-11-10 08:28 PM
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...is THIS your morning paper? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Sun Sep-12-10 07:36 AM
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And I really wasn't expecting a story. :rofl:
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Sun Sep-12-10 03:50 PM
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16. No, you're more of a dickweed |
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Sun Sep-12-10 04:35 PM
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17. I think you're a pussy |
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but only if we're not in the same room when I say it
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Sun Sep-12-10 05:34 PM
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18. You are more of a 'tool' than 'asshole'. |
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Sun Sep-12-10 05:52 PM
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and I still think you are an asshole.
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Sun Sep-12-10 06:13 PM
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20. I went out and got a cat just so I could say yes. |
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Sun Sep-12-10 06:17 PM
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21. Hell no! I've never has a cat run over by a bicyclist |
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