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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:11 AM
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Damn. HUGE spider on my ceiling.
I don't want to kill it, and I can't catch it safely.

So I'm sitting here talking to it.

I named it Timmy.

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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:32 AM
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1. In honor of LFP's latest sweet and cuddly pet...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TANqlCkUbk&feature=related
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My co-best-friend is in a wheelchair and LOVES Timmy -- has about a foot-high
stuffed Timmy... complete with stuffed wheelchair.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:33 AM
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2. I'd name it Shelob
but, that's just me.
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Flipper999 Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:44 AM
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3. Just grab it with your hand!
Go on! It's safe! Trust me! Hehehe...

:evilgrin:
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Kali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:46 AM
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4. that's how I know it is autumn
big spiders on the ceiling. (seriously)
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 10:52 AM
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5. There's only one thing you can do...call Shatner.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:05 AM
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6. No WAY!!!!!
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Call Goodman.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:13 AM
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7. THIS is the reason why certain friends of yours never visit or even call anymore...
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:13 AM
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8. AHHHHH SPIDER!!!! SPIIIIIIIDER!!!!!!!!
SHOOT IT!!!
KILL IT!!!!


Actually, make sure its not a Hobo Spider
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:14 AM
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9. I can't be properly scared without pictures.
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:19 AM
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10. We have a HUGE spider living in one of our windows...
There is a pile of insect exoskeletons at the mouth
of her "house".

My kids named her "Mom".

:eyes:
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 11:56 AM
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11. Keep in mind - the larger the spider, the bigger evil nasty bugs it kills for you.
Spiders are your friends. The only ones that are a serious problem are those black ones with the front section much larger than the back that look like they have big green or blue fangs (those aren't fangs, just coloring). They'll leave a trail of welts on your back at night. I catch them and put them outside.

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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 12:19 PM
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12. Don't worry.
Every book I've read says that they don't crawl in your ear and lay their eggs in your brain, very often.
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PJPhreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-14-10 12:27 PM
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13. Like this??
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 01:33 AM
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15. Giant Crab Spider, I think - right? I dunno... I've been spending

too much time on whatsthatbug.com the last couple of days... : )
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 12:21 PM
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21. Looks like either a wolfie(wolf spider), a fishing spider, or nursery web spider.
http://www.spiderzrule.com/commonspidersusa.htm

I don't think it is a wolfie, though, because wolfies don't build webs and you don't normally see them on the ceiling. It looks like one though.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 02:34 AM
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19. I would leave the house and never return if I saw something like that. nt
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 12:53 PM
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22. Reminds me of the Clock Spider a.k.a. Huntsman Spider, prevalent in Australia.
Just another reason to not visit Australia.
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sohndrsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 01:28 AM
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14. Timmy... love it. I'll call this guy Manuel (in honor of 19th Ave. Manuel)
Discovered into this guy jaywalking while out walking the dog night before last... (yes, he's a he - from what I've read, the females don't have the "blonde" carapace)...

What an amazing creature. Got a bit dramatic when the dog's leash broke because he *really* wanted to eat this marvelous fuzzball. Elderly lab, but a serious prey drive... he's caught 2 birds (in mid-flight).

Spiders are fascinating, but I have a serious aversion to fire ants, scorpions and ticks (the latter: the devil incarnate in my view) : )
Running into this *very big* treasure was a real treat... little scary, but a treat nonetheless.




Was your house guest a wolf spider? Related to tarantulas (I think) they get very big, too)
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Petrushka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 02:03 AM
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16. What happens when Timmy on your ceiling meets Tammy? --->






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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 02:30 AM
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17. Swell. Just what I needed to see before bedtime.
:scared:
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PJPhreak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 07:37 AM
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20. you use this...
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Petrushka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 09:28 PM
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26. Or, this --->
Edited on Wed Sep-15-10 09:29 PM by Petrushka
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 02:33 AM
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18. pic!?
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 01:06 PM
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23. This should be moved to the Guns forum
:D
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 01:39 PM
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24. Bah, I had two of these when I was a kid: (Warning, big picture!)
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 10:57 PM
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28. She's beautiful - ours was
named Sheba. I used to get under my neighbors garbage cans looking for crickets.
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 01:42 PM
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25. Why oh why did I click on this thread?????
Yuck!
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-15-10 10:08 PM
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27. Why not Boris?
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