How drunk would you want to be when you landed in Newark?

[rug]

[rrneck]

1. Shit faced three sheets to the wind

knee crawling, slip slidin', Reggie Youngin', commode huggin' drunk.

[GoneOffShore]

2. Because the CBP there sucks big time.

[Brickbat]

3. Bad things happen to me when I land in Newark.

Good bad things, if you catch my drift.

[rug]

4. I once caught the drift in Newark but I do not discuss it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I would rather land in France, and then drive to New York.

[dimbear]

6. The Garden State

a good place to be plowed

[old mark]

7. I no longer drink, so I can't ever go there again...

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[rug]

8. The word itself is a trigger to me.

[HopeHoops]

9. I've seen things in an unflushed public toilet that were more attractive and smelled better.

That's easily the most fucked up airport on the planet. The shuttle bus from the car rental place has to go around EVERY FUCKING BUILDING to get you to your terminal - it can take 45 fucking minutes or more!

[Mopar151]

10. Drunk enough to not care

Sober enough to get the hell out!

I have a mental image of the "duty-free" shop at Newark - Couple of brothas sittin' on the tailgate of a truck " Yo, man, whatchoo need? We got the real deal, the whole deal, right here!" "I think we have some in stock - which way you goi'n when you leave?"

[MorningGlow]

11. Newark...

:scared:

Experienced hell on earth in July, connecting through that place. EEEESH.

My 6 YO got the last, best word in, however--vomited in one of the Continental terminals. That about sums up our opinion of Newark.

[WinkyDink]

12. Newark is light-years better than JFK.

[tilsammans]

14. A-yup.

And La Guardia, too.

[kimi]

13. I'm confused

I went through Newark earlier this year and really didn't think it was so bad. I got a great book on Genghis Khan in the bookstore there.

However, I'm coming back through JFK on the way back from a trip to Ireland later this month.

Maybe I should be drunk?

[sarge43]

15. Drunk enough not to care the plane was diverted to O'Hare. n/t

[Mojambo]

16. I had a layover in Newark

Wasn't so bad. I had a Nathan's hotdog and people watched for a couple of hours.

[KamaAina]

17. Depends on whether Mom and Republican Stepdad were picking me up

in which case, stone cold sober. :-)