Can we talk some more about masturbation?

[rug]

Or do we have to mention Republicans at the same time?

[NewJeffCT]

1. I don't think I could masturbate to a Republican

If I was single, I'm sure I could sleep with an attractive Republican woman for a one-night stand. But, I can't really see masturbating to one.

[rug]

2. I tried with Bachmann but it just wouldn't work.

[NewJeffCT]

8. I can't even do "it" to attractive Republican celebrities

like Jennifer Love Hewitt or Shannen Doherty.

[rug]

11. Me neither but Arnold was close.

[NewJeffCT]

14. Arnold is pretty moderate compared to most Republicans

Heck, he might be to the left of Blanche Lincoln & Ben Nelson.

[Ikonoklast]

3. Stop flogging this topic.

You are just making things harder and harder.

[rug]

4. It was only a matter of time before you came into this thread.

[Ikonoklast]

9. You must release yourself from any distractions.

And concentrate on your ultimate goal.

[rug]

12. Aye, there's the rub.

[Ikonoklast]

13. Keep it up.

Your efforts are moving you closer to completion.

[rug]

16. You're squeezing this for all it's worth, aren't you?

[Ikonoklast]

24. I predict an explosive climax to this thread.

[rug]

25. That sounds like a sticky situation.

[ldf]

27. i think "milking" would be a better term to use...

at least for us guys...

:-)

[Beer Snob-50]

5. please don't flame me

but i could masterbate to teabagger o'donnell.

[rug]

7. She may help you.

[Beer Snob-50]

10. it wouldn't be the first time that i turned a "good catholic girl"

to the dark side.

not trying to brag or anything.

[dawg]

6. IBTL

Heh heh! Always wanted to post that.

[MajorChode]

15. Seems redundant to mention both at the same time

IBTL

[Dr. Strange]

17. Locking.

Republican thread.

[nolabear]

18. Poser.

[Yavin4]

19. So, We've Gone From Discussin Bartering Chickens for Health Care

to choking the chicken.

Where will it all end.

[Kali]

20. warped wood for frigid chickens!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9497902


:P

[Call Me Wesley]

21. A/S/L? (nt)

[rug]

22. Give me a few minutes, I'm using Netscape.

[Kali]

23. pretty sure there is a facebook group for that

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[rug]

26. Facebook excels in exploring masturbation.

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. Locking

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