I wonder if there's beer on the sun?

[Swede]

[struggle4progress]

1. Yeah, there's lots of nice ice cold beer there. Gotta know where to go, though

[UTUSN]

2. Well, there was beer atop of the Pyramid of the Sun, Tenochtitlan

The pre-Aztec astounding place. There were hundreds of tourists from all over the world scampering up and down and around the whole complex (Pyramid of the Moon is at the other end, with other structures lining the connecting way), and the steps are narrow little things so you have to crawl your way up sideways--like, were their feet that small or was there some other reason for it. One of the traveling pals refused to go up. The acoustics were amazing in the really amazing sense of the word. You could hear the German tourists talking in conversational tones at the bottom.

So when I creeped and peeped over the edge of the top flat platform, there was an indigenous Mexican reclining next to an ice chest, patiently waiting on the huffing and puffing approach, and he said, "Cerbeza. Cerbeza fria."

I was more astounded by him than by the marvel of the place. I tried some superior humor and said, "Do you mean to say that you are selling beer in this SACRED PLACE?!1" (Haha, I'm so funny.) Finding my drollness SO enchanting, I added, "Do you have women up here, too?!1" He looked at me without moving or smiling and said levelly, "If you want ..."

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I really MISS those guys...

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[grasswire]

4. well, we know there's no beer in heaven. (eom)

[UTUSN]

5. Well, not in the Catholic room since they had their fill elsewhere. Old joke. n/t

[Yeshuah Ben Joseph]

6. Don't be ridiculous! Of course there is beer in Heaven!

There's just no crappy beer in Heaven.

**turns water into Guinness** :beer:

[Swede]

7. Rowsdower!

[era veteran]

8. I don't know . but follow me and i will get you drunk

"On the first day, the Flying Spaghetti Monster separated the water from the heavens; on the second, because He could not tread water for long and had grown tired of flying, He created the land—complemented by a beer volcano." This is gospel, in pastafarian hell the beer is skunked.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Yeah, but it's LIGHT beer!

You just can't get a dark beer on the sun.

:hi: