LeftyFingerPop
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Sat Sep-18-10 01:57 PM
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I have notified the mods that I will be "extremely fucking intoxicated" tonight while posting, beginning at about 8PM Eastern Time.
Tickets for admittance to the lounge can be purchased via DU donation.
Special events will include:
1) Multiple posts about the same subject.
2) The copy-catting of my own threads.
3) Several *burp* threads.
4) Multiple uses of the word "fuck" and "motherfucker", with several variations.
5) Pictures of me doing "armpit farts".
6) Posts where I post pictures of empty liquor bottles and my stash on my desk, followed by me begging the mods to delete the pictures.
Please join us tonight for this special fund raising event.
Thank you.
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Tuesday Afternoon
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Sat Sep-18-10 01:59 PM
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1. all I want to do is shoot pool |
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do I have to pay to see the band?
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Crazy Dave
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Sat Sep-18-10 07:15 PM
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I had just moved to a very small redneck town and decided to go see what the local and only bar in town was like. I walked in and it was full of a bunch of bubbas in plaid, flannel shirts and a not so friendly bartender. About ten minutes after I had ordered a beer some guy dressed and made up like Hank Williams Jr. got up on a small stage and started singing karaoke. I decided out of boredom and bad judgment to have at least one more beer before going back home. The bartender told me the beer was $1.50 more than the first one I had bought twenty minutes earlier. I asked why and she snapped back, "It costs $1.50 more while the band is playing!"
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theNotoriousP.I.G.
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Sat Sep-18-10 03:03 PM
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2. I'm really looking forward to |
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number 4 but I can't give you any fucking money. Sorry motherfucker.
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MiddleFingerMom
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Sat Sep-18-10 04:54 PM
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3. LeftyFingerPop is gonna get himself some TONIGHT!!!!!!! |
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. . . . . . . . . . . . OH YEAH, BABY!!!!!!!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (I'd tap that.) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Sat Sep-18-10 05:01 PM
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4. I got about a half bottle of wine here... |
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