WOULD ANYONE LIKE A COCKATIEL?

[madinmaryland]

:hurts:

[baldguy]

1. Baked or deep-fried?

[merh]

2. African Greys are much smarter

[hunter]

5. That's not a good thing sometimes, they demand lots of attention..

Parrots can trash your stuff as thoroughly as a rottweiler and they'll always find the particular sorts of noises or screams you find most intolerable.

Our Grey does Nanday Conure scream, crying baby, fussy baby, cat yowlling, fingernails on a chalkboard, an absolutely perfect replace-the-batteries-in-the-fire-alarm ping, multiple sorts of telephone rings and cellphone beeps, crows cawing, and a terrible noise that sounds like demons come to suck your soul out of your ears...

[flvegan]

3. Locking. Sex thread.

[NV Whino]

4. I'll have a martini

with a twist. Thanks very much.