People with names that make you giggle

[Bucky]

The ROTC teacher at my school is named Major Glutz, which is not pronounced to rhyme with "cuts". She seems like a nice lady, but I just can't bring myself to address her by name. Perhaps I just have a dirty mind, but the first thing I noticed the day I met her (she was in uniform) that her glutes, while not necessarily major, certainly were worthy of saluting. My father has a former colleague (he's now retired) who was named Seymore Cox. Seymore's passed away, but for a long time he was a well respected leader in the Social Work community. Of course this is in Houston, home town of Governor Hogg's lovely daughter.

[taterguy]

1. Richard Nesta

[rug]

2. Kermit Butts

[Courtesy Flush]

78. I have a friend named Butts

We've raced his sailboat together. My last name is Fuchs. Yes, we were team Butts-Fuchs.

[Fleshdancer]

3. Went to college with Summer Massengil. She was a total douche.

Seriously! I'm not funny enough to make that name up.

My first dentist was Dr. Root. Great guy, and the perfect name for his chosen profession.

[madinmaryland]

4. Dick Trickle and Dick Hertz.

[taterguy]

5. What, are you 12 years old dumbass?

Just had to get that out of my system.

[KamaAina]

14. Dick Trickle was a race car driver

imagine all the announcers who had to say "And Dick Trickle takes the lead!"

[meow2u3]

45. Keith Olbermann forever used to mention Mr. Trickle

when he anchored SportsCenter. The way he mentioned Dick Trickle used to crack me up. :rofl:

[TrogL]

6. My huge graduating class at University included a Mary-Ellen Chicken

She was of Asian descent and looked annoyed when she went up to get her degree.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. Jenny Taylor (think about it) and Sterling Silver. eom

[KamaAina]

16. I certainly hope Jenny Taylor wasn't from Bahstin.

That'd be wicked funny! :evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. where else!

:spray:

[sarge43]

8. Dick Swett, New Hampshire politician. n/t

[Crystal Clarity]

21. Damn! You beat me to it

:spank:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Swett

[Crystal Clarity]

23. But I also knew a Maine politician named Dick Tracy

:-)

[sarge43]

25. What possessed his parents to call him Richard

They couldn't be that naive. And with all the variations of Richard, why he had to pick Dick.... oh well, it is a source of low humor.

[Mr. Ected]

9. My proctologist is Dr. Allen Butts.

[kas125]

10. The high school I attended had students named

Early Byrd, Moses Bones and Harry Butz...

[MorningGlow]

11. Mary Christmas

Seriously.

[Rhythm]

31. I have known TWO gals with this name... one born to it, the other married in

The first was a girlfriend of my favorite uncle...

The second was the wife of my Sunday School youth group leader. She once told us that the hardest part about accepting his marriage proposal was not the fact that he was a cop, and on the vice unit that dealt with gang crime... it was the name change, and becoming Mary Christmas.

[lazarus]

12. the man who invented the Lear jet

and gave it its name named his daughter Shanda.

[applegrove]

13. There was a guy in my public school whose name was Harold Dick.

...................... He was called Harry at school, LOL!

[KamaAina]

15. Ima Hogg

a noted Houston philanthropist. Seriesly.

[jobycom]

38. That was the Governor Hogg's daughter he referred to. A Texas legend!!

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

18. My wife used to deal with some people in Wal-Mart's main office in China...

One woman was named Swallow, the other was Shaky.

[sinkingfeeling]

61. Knew a guy named Jack Pine. He had a sister named Mary Christmas Pine.

[madinmaryland]

19. Dr. Alan Reefer. Doctor of Chiropractics!!

Seriesly! :smoke:

http://www.wellness.com/dir/456587/chiropractor/pa/shelocta/alan-reefer-dc

I have seen the guys sign many times on rt.422 in central PA.

[Shine]

20. Misty Sherbert

:)

[cwydro]

22. Penny Nickel.

Someone I knew through a friend in college.

Everyone called her 6 cents.

[foxfeet]

53. My HS French teacher was Penny Nichols.

Great teacher!

[seabeyond]

24. someone i know well. dick long.

sitting in school, teachers would stutter... long, .... uh, dick?

[sarge43]

26. I hope he never join the service.

Noncoms would have made his life a living hell.

[seabeyond]

27. he is huge. not many people can make his life hell. nt

[triguy46]

28. Dirk Diggler

[nolabear]

29. Nancy Ann Cianci.

Pronounced "See-an-see"

[Bucky]

35. That's excellent!

I can't stop saying that name now!

[Maine-ah]

43. lol, I've said it like ten times

I like how it sounds :)

[nolabear]

50. I know! It sounds like "Marcia-Marcia-Marcia!" when I say it.

[Richardo]

44. A real life Bob Loblaw!

Nansee ann seeannsee :rofl:

[DoBotherMe]

30. I worked with a woman

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Gay Beaver!
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This was in the 70s when 'beaver' caused a snicker but gay meant fun. Even then it was an unfortunate combination. Dana ; )

[Petrushka]

32. M. E. Ketchum --- warden at the West Virginia Penitentiary in the early 1940s. (n/t)

:hi:

[Crystal Clarity]

33. I had a 'Dr Ruff' pull a tooth once when I was about 14. That man had bo mercy

sadistic jerk. :grr:

Also, my SO knows a guy named Joe Doin who married a woman named Myonne. Joe used to love interducing her to everyone and especially when she was pregnant. He's pat her belly and say, "This is Myonne Doin" :eyes:

Also, there's this guy we knew just 7 or 8 miles out of town named 'Elfin' (not a nickname!). I think he's in a nursing home now, but I can remember seing him driving his tractor by our home at least 3 or 4 times a week to get nore boooze. It HAD to be slow goin.

Lots of wierd names around here too.. i could go ono and on, but lucky for you guys.... I won't! ;-)

[Crystal Clarity]

56. Just re-read my post

Too late to edit, but Yikes with the mispellings... 'interducing'? :wtf: lol! I must have been really tired last night! That was WAY past my bedtime. Oh well, at least I can laugh at myself! :-)

[Odin2005]

75. My dad's dad was named Alfin.

[ismnotwasm]

34. Richard Hole

Running for Assessor in some coastal county. On the bottom it says 'neither party' I laughed every time I saw it. I wanted to steal one, but the opportunity didn't present itself

[akbacchus_BC]

36. This might sound corny .... Hancock getting married to Bullcock! Oh

another one, a company out here name is Dick's Lumber, this one cracked me up!

[maddezmom]

37. Holly Branch

:D

[jobycom]

39. The previous mayor of Austin was Will Wynn. nt

[WillParkinson]

40. I went to school with Barb Weir (like Wire)

I loved her. She was so nice.

[Rhiannon12866]

41. I went to summer camp with Maureen Hoar.

She was a very nice kid, but I could not introduce her to my parents... :blush:

[Bucky]

57. Were you ever able to get over her?

[mcctatas]

42. Dick Trickle (some type of race car driver)...

and Dr. Harry C. Beaver, OB-GYN!!!!

http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/dr-harry-beaver-md-fd3b8b34

[Rambis]

49. I know a Dick Trickle

and his son Darwin they own a tire business in my home town. I also had a Dr. Doolittle perform my last physical.:crazy:

[Rambis]

46. Bullock-Rest

I could not believe that one when I ran across it at work.

[kwassa]

47. My podiatrist is Dr. Footer.

He practices in Rockville, MD.

[Sabriel]

48. My dad flew with Bendt Peter

In Korea. Lots of jokes, apparently.

[sammytko]

51. Met an Air force person last name of Growcock.

Of course everyone kind of tried to hold in the snickers. Can you imagine growing up with that name. I think I'd change it.

[tk2kewl]

52. A teacher at an ex's HS was Richard Hardigan.

:P

[LeftishBrit]

54. There is a British Labour Party politician called Ed Balls

Not a bad politician IMO, but the name's a bit unfortunate.

For a while, he was Education Secretary and his junior Minister was Andrew Adonis. Talk about combining the sublime and the ridiculous!

Some of the worst names are of places rather than people; e.g. there is a street in Oxford called Crotch Crescent.

[xchrom]

55. dorkas. -- i had a friend named dorkas. nt

[AngryAmish]

58. Harry Colon

[LaurenG]

59. Nevermind, I see it posted upthread

:hi:

[cherokeeprogressive]

60. Peter Boyle

[yankeepants]

62. Roger Over

[frogmarch]

63. Pete Maas was a friend of mine in grade school

I had never heard of peat moss, so I didn't think his name was odd.

[deutsey]

64. Harry Beaver

When I went to college, that was an actual name listed in the local phone book. If I remember correctly, he was a gynecologist, but maybe that's what we jokingly said was his profession.

[Ineeda]

65. I had a customer

whose name was Olive Martini, another who was Angie Levangie, and my southern dad had a male cousin whose given name was Punkin. I never did get the whole William Williams, Robert Roberts, Thomas Thompson thing. Lots of those around.

[Love Bug]

66. Dr. Bonecrusher the orthopedic surgeon

and Dr. Harry Dick, the urologist!

[Glorfindel]

67. My grandfather's cousin was named Charlie Charles

And I actually knew a guy named Benjamin Dover. He did NOT want to be called Ben. Can't blame him.

[The Midway Rebel]

68. Bill Folt --- Gym teacher pronounced it Bill Fold, we nicknamed him "Wallet",

And my good friend, Richard Glaze.

[lutefisk]

69. Harry Wong

Big with teachers.

[InvisibleTouch]

70. Englebert Humperdink.

I never could believe that was the guy's real name, and if it was, why he didn't change it to a stage name.

[hippywife]

72. It's not his real name.

It's something like Jerry Dorsey, I think. Nope just looked it up. It's Arnold George Dorsey.

I was close, tho. :)

[cemaphonic]

73. Of course, it is his real name...

if you are talking about the somewhat obscure 19th century composer.

The real question is why he changed his stage name to that of an obscure 19th century composer.

[gmoney]

82. Consult with Eddie Izzard on that question...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGmMO0zbJo

[gmoney]

83. Consult with Eddie Izzard on that question...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckGmMO0zbJo

[nolabear]

71. And the ever popular Dick Butkus

[Odin2005]

74. Ben Dover and Eileen Dover.

[Initech]

76. Coco Crisp

[Broken_Hero]

81. Ditto,

also Milton Bradley.

There is also a kicker somewhere(KS Chiefs?) with a last name of Succup(suck up).

[joneschick]

77. Chris P. Fries

Dewey C. Snart
Arthur Narf
Woodrow & Willow Badger
----all seriously for real. :hi:

[av8rdave]

79. I used to fly with a guy named Fred Head

His middle name was Richard.

Great guy, great sense of humor.

[Blue_Tires]

80. I can't say "Whitey Ford" without giggling like a schoolgirl