"The Life & So-Called Times of MiddleFingerMom" -- Chapter 1

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. When they find my choked, laughed to death corpse on the floor

I hope the page is still open to one of your posts, dude.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. A choked, laughed to death corpse on the floor...

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...in this case at least... is the real "sincerest form of flattery".
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Thanks. :hi:
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[Tobin S.]

2. Sadly, I can relate

:D

Well, maybe not so sadly.

It looks as if you've led an interesting life, at least. And what's that old saying? "You can do anything you want, but just don't bore me." Something like that.

[jobycom]

3. I suppose you think that's funny?

Just because I'm laughing so hard I'm falling out of my chair and tears are streaming down my cheeks and my boss and co-workers are concerned at how red my face and bald scalp have become, does not make that funny. Perv.

:rofl:

[Kali]

5. sheesh

some of us...well,I am on slow dial up!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Sorry.

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Of all people, I should know better. but I was working with the
individual pictures and didn't know how much size the entire thing
would take up.
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STAND BACK... I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THING IS GONNA GET!!!!
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I'm not used to saying that.
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Yes, I am.
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No, I'm not.
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[velvet]

6. "so-called times"

:rofl:

I hope Chapter 2 will be a little less ... um ... a little more ... ah ... upbeat. Purely for your sake of course - for myself, a good dose of Schadenfreude is always a tonic.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. Upbeat? No WAY!!!!! My favorite humor is self-deprecating -- as it helps...

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...nail down the reality that when I tease others... it's not done out of
any meanness. I wouldn't tease anyone out of meanness -- but because
I don't think there's any serious or accusatory truth in my teasing.
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And don't worry about self-deprecatory humor (sounds like I had an accident,
doesn't it?) being indicative of low self-esteem. It actually helps keep my
ego in check.
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Which, naturally... just makes me incredibler.
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If not INCREDIBLEST!!!!!!
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(see what I mean?)
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[velvet]

11. kinda like this?

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. PERFECT!!!!

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I just LOVE when I make things go SPLAT!!!
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[velvet]

13. giving new meaning to the phrase

"Shut your piehole".

[Bucky]

7. I gotta say, you're a very good comic artist and you show a diversity of style few can master

But, of course, as revealed in your OP, there is little you can't master.
If I had nuns like that, I'd need that cream too.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

10. amazing.

funny, yeah.
but like Bucky says
the range is just so amazing
that I am too awed to laugh.
:o :D :o