I totally pissed off this guy at Safeway when I bought some last-minute booze

[Orrex]

That's just how I roll.

[Rosie1223]

1. And when they opened another lane

He tried to cut in front of me. Bastid.

[BlueJazz]

2. I tried to shut down the Register but he gave me the "Oh poor me" Look.

..ha...Loser!

[SwampG8r]

3. i was totally dropping

a duece when they started paging me for the keys to the cabinet
i let the asshole wait
i cant deliver the mail under pressure

[LiberalAndProud]

4. So you got it, huh?

I was gonna, but then I forgot. So I heard somebody else get paged. So ... thanks, okay?

[SwampG8r]

5. no biggie

its not like i went right then ..i mean screw him
i didnt wash my hands either before i rubbed em alllllll over his groceries

[jobycom]

6. Oh yeah, that guy. Wasn't he the one holding up the line reading all the tabloid stories?

He kept chuckling about Lindsey Lohan and then he kept trying to show me some short Italian woman doing Yoga. I was like, "Dude, I don't care, and some guy just cut in front of you while you stood here. Now we both have to wait for him to get his booze because you wanted to look at some chick named Shookie, or whatever."

[applegrove]

7. LOL!

[seabeyond]

8. lmao.... funny. nt

[seabeyond]

9. ok, read everyones comments. you are all a hoot. nt

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Man, I wish I was this witty. LOL

[Orrex]

11. Same here.