Five Questions.

[Sky Masterson]

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

5) How the hell are you?

[ohiosmith]

1. Answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Switchblade knife collection.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? I did.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? No idea.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Shadow.

5) How the hell are you? Excellent! You?

[Sky Masterson]

2. I am as well as I can be.

Thank you for asking. :}

[ohiosmith]

3. outstanding

:hi:

[kentauros]

4. Five Answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Illegally obtained, but not illegal to own: software, movies, music

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? No. Terrorism maybe. Anything to monkeywrench the system if things ever go really bad.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? I don't know the series well enough to say.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Misha, the husky :D

5) How the hell are you? I am doing well :)

[Callalily]

5. Five Questions / Five Answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? No

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? No

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? ????

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Faustus

5) How the hell are you? Very well, thank you. Glad to hear you are well also.

[Tikki]

6. These here:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? We have a chillum, but nothing to put in it..

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
No, but I could probably psychically tell you who did it!!

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? One of those Fairies

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Thelma Louise Priscilla

5) How the hell are you? A-OK and you?


Tikki

[Broken_Hero]

7. Answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?Nope...

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?nope

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?Faramir

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?Oscar

5) How the hell are you?I'm doing okay, just tired as all get out...

[newcriminal]

8. Answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? nope

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? I often dream about it

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? Golem

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Moocher

5) How the hell are you? ehhh you know

[Drunken Irishman]

9. Sure...

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

Nope

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

Thought about it and I believe there are ways. PM for details!

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

Never read/seen Lord of the Rings, so I have no clue who to pick.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Never had a dog or cat.

5) How the hell are you?

Hungry!

[Chan790]

10. Oh oh oh. I love these. They remind me of a happier Lounge.

1.) Um, I'm a pothead and an activist for assorted causes of social permissiveness. Of course I do.
2.) I fairly certain I could. Would I actually kill someone though? :shrug:
3.) I always identified with Saruman.
4.) Marshmallow
5.) Fairly miserable. I'd give anything to be able to move home and never see DC again.

[Tobin S.]

11. Answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

No

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

No, I can't even get away with poker.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

Gandelf (sp?). The old, long-haired, wizard dude.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Binky and Casper

5) How the hell are you?

I'm doing alright. Wish I could have gotten a little more sleep today, so I'm suffering a little with some bloodshot eyes, but otherwise I'm doing pretty good. I'll probably catch a nap later. Thanks for asking.

[Gormy Cuss]

12. Tough questions

1) Nope.
2) Nope again.
3) Didn't read it, so don't know.
4) Max.
5) Heavenly.

[jobycom]

13. 1) Not that I know of, but I have kids. 2) yes. 3) Aragorn but others might say Gollum

4)Blackie and Mister Vincent Kincade 5) Sleepy but always happy.

[bigwillq]

14. My 5

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?
NO



2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
NO


3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?
Don't really know, not interested in LOTR..don't know enough characters


4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?
Never had a deceased cat or dog

5) How the hell are you?
Fine, and u?

:hi:

[WinkyDink]

15. No. YES. N/A. Old Yeller. ME, FGS!

[Shell Beau]

16. Long time since I've done one of these

1) Not that I am aware of.

2) No

3)Not a fan. Now HArry Potter? I'd be Harry of course.

4) Well, assuming my Lolly is now deceased (she escaped a couple of weeks ago :( 11 years with her) it would be her. I am so devastated. Not knowing. She wouldn't make it long without us. Plus she wasn't the healthiest of dogs.

5) Other than #4, I am pretty damned awesome. And you?

[MorningGlow]

17. Five answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Why, you got a warrant? Hmmm...I might have a contraband episode or two from the most recent season of Top Gear...

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Not a chance. I carry deep-seated Italian-heritage guilt.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? An elf, definitely.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Dog: Dudley. Cat: Dilbert. (No, not all of my pets have names that start with D.)

5) How the hell are you? Well, you know... *sigh*...some days are better than others...but I shouldn't complain....Oh sorry--I was channeling my Great Aunt Tillie there for a moment. Actually, I spent yesterday and today doing a whole lot of nothing, trying to recover from the first plague of the school year that MG Jr. brought home. Still coughing, but I can breathe now. Thanks for asking!

[Rosie1223]

18. 1) don't think so

2) if I wanted to murder someone, I would sure try.
3) Viggo's wife
4) Charlie
5) pretty darn good

:hi:

[struggle4progress]

19. .

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Nope

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Dunno. Probably won't try to find out, though sometimes tempted

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? That book went on and on and on, didn't it. I was, like, Let's get to the point already!

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Never had a cat or dog

5) How the hell are you? Ok

[LaurenG]

20. Alright

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? No, not that I can think of anyway.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? No, I would probably feel so bad if I did that I'd tell on myself.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? I'd like to say Arwen but I think I'm more like Frodo.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Pickles and Sonny.

5) How the hell are you? I'm doing OK, how about you?

[femmocrat]

21. My answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Probably.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Yes. Innocent looking middle-aged women can get away with anything.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? Never read it.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Mindy. God, she was sweet.

5) How the hell are you? Exhausted. How the hell are you?

[nolabear]

22. Here are My 5

1) I think my dogs' licenses are lapsed. Does that count?

2) No; it would drive me crazy.

3) Tom Bombadil.

4. Joe. Big old Golden Retriever with a broad muzzle and the best brown eyes in the world. Everybody ought to be loved just once in their lives the way Joe loved me. And I returned it in full measure.

5) It's been a slice of hell the past two weeks (near death of a dear friend and a messy, messy ethics issue in the profession) but they're finally resolving and I can breathe again. So actually I'm appreciative.

[Iggo]

47. Stoner!

[triguy46]

23. The correct answers:

1. No
2. No
3. Sorry, I've outgrown that.
4. Dog: Rex; Cat: Braveheart
5. Not bad, thanks. You?

[Lady President]

24. 5 Answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? No.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? We used to talk about this a lot in law school. I think it's very possible, if you pick a random victim who isn't a pretty white female

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? Never seen any of the movies or read the books.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Lucky. What a fun cat!

5) How the hell are you? Down to one work day left this week, so I'm hanging in there.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

25. cool :)

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? but, of course ;)

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Justifiable Homicide is Not murder. just sayin'

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? a hobbit

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? Levon and Cleopadarosa

5) How the hell are you? Tired, man. Long day.

:hi:

[MilesColtrane]

26. 1) yes

2) no

3) Gollum

4) The cat, OP, also known as Opie

5) I've been better. I was stung by wasps while trimming the hedges this afternoon. My left arm from the fingertips to the middle of my forearm feels like Hell.

[Lucian]

27. Five Answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?
I plead the fif.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
Yes.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?
Gandalf

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?
Peepers

5) How the hell are you?
Could be better.

[RandomThoughts]

28. Questions are fun.

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?
Might depend on what you think laws are. Can't think of anything socially illegal, But probably, nobody is perfect. However most of the concepts of laws are actually used to elevate a group based on something they have.

Not what is best for society. Many of the Old Testament laws were to draw a distinction between Jews and Egyptians, not to be applied literally to situations today. Although some are not based on a social situation and remain the same, some change as society improves.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
Never killed anyone, would not want to, and I believe in concepts of justice and compassion. So would chose to not murder, so do not have to think on that. Although I think people should not get away with murder in most cases, since it creates feelings of lack of justice in society. There are murders that do occur in society that many justify for different reasons, capital punishment, soldiers in wars, are examples where people see that as a justifiable context.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?
I would not put myself in a book, but bring the learning and characters of a book into my life, I have mentioned that before, and is one of the ways reading a book becomes difficult, since you no longer step into the authors world, but bring his world into yours.


4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?
Odd concept to have a favorite past animal, I wonder why you would ask that.


5) How the hell are you?
The concept of thinking others are in some way associated with hell is to elevate the thing or person that thinks that. I don't think others are in hell, and know I am not, so doesn't make sense.

There are three states of thought on that topic.

A person can think they are in hell, creating despair.
A person can claim someone else is in hell, creating lack of empathy and thoughts of superiority.
A person can know such thoughts are to create delusions.

[rrneck]

29. Five answers.

1. Yes

2. No

3. I think I would be an elf. Everybody I know figures me for Sam.

4. Pooch (cat)

5. Beat. Been behind a chainsaw all day. Ready for this year, (and this goddamn recession) to be over.

[Kali]

30. hmmm

1) hell yes, in several categories

2) not good at lying so probably not. Could think of a few potential victims sometimes and I know I could effectively dispose of a body but doubt if I could conceal my guilt.

3) no clue - Gandalf?

4) tough question, 3 well loved dogs all come to mind - Taco, Jazz, and TC

5) feeling melancholy, actually

[Skip Intro]

31. Answers...

No, to my dismay, nothing illegal in my home.

I wouldn't want to get away with murder.

I would be brother of Gandolf.

Hamilton. My wonderful cat passed about two years ago. God, I loved that cat.

Not as fine as I was before I started answering your macabre questions.

[LiberalAndProud]

32. I'll play.

1)No, but I'm jonesing

2)I've killed some bugs in my day.
Wait, are you talking about people? OMG, NO!

3)Frodo, cuz I remember his name and everybody had his back

4)Blackie and Queenie, respectively

5)In what respect, Charlie?

[av8rdave]

33. Answers

1. Not that I know of

2. No

3. Guess I'd better watch some of those and find out

4. Sundance (Dog, named for the resort), Tiger (cat)

5. Tired!

[soleiri]

34. my answers

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

Maybe. I'm not sure if having 7 cats is legal. Some cities have rules and such about these things.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

I've actually thought about this. What if a person with no criminal record and is thought of as a fairly upstanding person, kills a complete stranger in another city, would they get away with it? I probably couldn't.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

Eowyn, I guess.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

My most beloved pet was Kitty. He was my kitty growing up. But I'm going to put Lil Girl, because we just lost her last week.

5) How the hell are you?

Miserable, I can't find a job and my neck hurts.

[JonLP24]

35. Ok

1. 5th
2. Probably not. I've seen Forensic Files and they're very thorough.
3. I never watched or read LoTR
4. Sonic, Alaska, and Kiki
5. I wish I was doing a hell of a lot better.

[miss_american_pie]

36. For you

1. I don't think so, unless pepper spray is illegal.
2. No
3. Books I have not read...
4. Brandy
5. Well. And you? :hug:

[hobbit709]

37. My answers

1. I take the 5th on that one

2. Possibly

3. That's rather obvious

4. BB the Moosedog

5. Hanging in there

[tigereye]

38. um, the murder to LOTR questions are kind of jarring...

1. NO
2. NO
3. Tom Bombadil or Treebeard, I think (Gandalf is too easy)
4. TC
5. not too bad, how about you? :D

[Iggo]

48. Stoner!

[Arkansas Granny]

39. Five Answers

1. Yes
2. No
3. Bilbo (since he was in the process of retiring in the trilogy)
4. Fluff Kitty Fluff Kitty (For some reason I always said her name twice)
5. I'm fine. How the hell are you?

[Rhythm]

40. An answer or five...

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?
Not that i'm aware of...

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
I doubt it... though there are an awful lot of places here in WV that would be suitable to hide evidence.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?
Sam... or at least that's what Lyric said when i aked her.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?
dog - Pogo, my family dog when i grew up. He died of old age in '94.
Cat - Byron, a Maine Coon mix whom Lyric and i adopted years ago. Beautiful, big boy who just wanted to be everyone's lap-cat.

5) How the hell are you?
Alright, i suppose... gearing up for my work week(end).

You doing anything fun this weekend, Sky?

[Lyric]

41. Answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

Not that I know of--at least not in *our* part of the house.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

I could, but I would never do such a thing.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

Galadriel. I'm kinda her by default, as I am not nearly fierce, athletic, ornamental, playful, or evil enough to be anyone else.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Lucifer (dog) and Ginger (cat).

5) How the hell are you?

I've been better. How the hell are you? :)

[Inchworm]

42. Sky!

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

Indeed

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

Wouldn't want to test the idea

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

The hobbit kid that set off the fireworks at the party

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Copper the Chow. Never had a cat

5) How the hell are you?

Doing ok. Hanging in there. I hope all is well with you :)

:hi:

[Deep13]

43. Five answers.

"1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?"

I hope no one is stupid enough to answe "yes" to this. Serious, the answer is "no," I don't.

"2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?"

I dunno. What do you have in mind?

"3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?"

Hide-o.

"4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?"

Joey-pooh.

"5) How the hell are you?"

meh.

[Kali]

44. oh man I hope the brown shirts don't show up

looking for my illegal (non-endangered, not CITES) wildlife skulls, or my unregistered (but insured!) vehicle!

[Iggo]

45. Answers.

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?
Of course not.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?
Of course not.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?
Boromir. (EDIT: Because I sometimes do the wrong thing for the right reason.)

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?
Taco.

5) How the hell are you?
I am EXCELLENT!

[MrScorpio]

46. No, no, Jack, Shannon, Damn Good.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. My answers:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? Nope

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Oh god no!

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? One of the strong, beautiful women, of course!

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? The dog: Meson; the cat: Goliath

5) How the hell are you? I'm really goddamn good, thanks!


;-)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

50. Five answers

1)I have something in my home that is illegal in the United States but not here in Germany: Cuban rum :)

2)yes but I really don't want to

3)on a good day, an Elf, otherwise that short little fucker with the beard

4)Tipper, Piglet and Willy

5)I'm still here!

[BarenakedLady]

51. Hi!

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

O8)

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

No

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

3,657th orc on the left

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Katie

5) How the hell are you?

Good besides a headache that won't quit

[dawg]

52. here goes

1. probably, but only software and mp3s
2. yes, if it came to that I think I could cover my tracks pretty well
3. Frodo, I'm a tragic figure like that. I even inherited a ring and a sword.
4. Chris and Shadow
5. Sad; brokenhearted

[Sky Masterson]

53. Holy hell!

Yall must really be bored. This is three days old :P
:)

[Inchworm]

54. It just makes us feel all warm and fuzzy

:D

[Chan790]

55. You should post a new one then.

LP used to post 5Q daily. It got to be too much so she stopped; I can see how it would be too much to have to come up with 5 insightful probing questions a day. I think 3 posts a week should be manageable though for a regular poster...two splitting the task if need be.

[Sky Masterson]

61. Maybe later.

I have wine to drink
:)

[Zavulon]

56. Five Answers.

1.) Yes, a switchblade

2.) I doubt it and am not tempted to try

3.) I don't know anything about LOTR and can't even name any characters

4.) Cujo - a Jack Russell Terriet

5.) Unemployed and without health care

[revolution breeze]

57. Answers:

1. No
2. Yes
3. Gollum
4. Blackie
5. I am finer than frog's hair!

[Call Me Wesley]

58. Mine:

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home? No.

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder? Murder is really not an option. Everyone should have the right to life.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be? Gandalf, except I run over the bridge, reach the door and deal with the Balrog from there, because he's too big to fit through the door the dwarfs made.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat? All of them: Schäggli, Schnüfi, Moritz, Machiavelli, Contessina, Madonna.

5) How the hell are you? Fine, but we had Fondue tonight, so this may change.

[flvegan]

59. 1. Yes.

2. No

3. That one guy who did that thing.

4. I have never done favorites with my pets.

5. Tired.

[txwhitedove]

60. Hi, SM. Answers --

1) No. Recently threw out 18-yr old’s stash. Sorry, got to think of the other little people I’m raising.
2) No. I get in trouble for telling the truth, so, no.
3) Galadriel
4) Jack the most awesome snake catching cat and snuggle buddy.
5) Mmmm, unwinding after a really tough week, wishing I had a good drink…, only thing in this house is an old bottle of wine…

[Dr Morbius]

62. Answers.

1. Yes, but I don't wish to discuss it.

2. I could almost certainly commit murder and avoid conviction, and possibly even avoid being a suspect. But I could never live with the guilt, so I would never be able to "get away with it". Even if society would be unable to punish me, I'd surely punish myself.

3. Bregalad. He was an ent; also known as "Quickbeam" - because he once answered a question before it was completely asked.

4. Lassie. My parents lacked imagination.

5. I do believe I'm gonna pull through.

[bluedigger]

63. Been a while...

1) Do you currently have anything illegal in your home?

No. Of course not! Why would you ask?

2) Do you think that you could get away with murder?

If I were so inclined, yes. Which I am not. There are thousands of disappearances yearly, and most are probably murders that are never solved. It's not that hard to do apparently.

3) If you were a character in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy who would you be?

Radagast.

4) What is the name of your favorite (deceased) dog and cat?

Tessa Mae. Good dog.

5) How the hell are you?

Unemployed. Homeless. Having a great time, thanks!

[petronius]

64. 1) If I do, the cops must have planted it. 2) I think the one-off murder of a total stranger

would be pretty easy to get away with. A murder with a reason would be tougher. 3) Radagast. 4) I've not yet lost a cat (ask me again in a few years). Never had a dog. 5) Underpaid, but not overworked...