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Fri Sep-24-10 06:45 PM
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Pretend that I haven't been to the ER: give me some bad advice after stepping on a piece of glass! |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-10 06:52 PM by Orrex
Note for the Mods: I've already been treated at the ER and started on a course of antibiotics.
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Fri Sep-24-10 06:50 PM
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1. Ignore it - it will go away |
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Just pretend there is no glass.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:52 PM
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20. I did that and it worked, except for the occasional twinge when the glass that was |
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still stuck in the wound got stepped on again. And again.
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Fri Sep-24-10 06:50 PM
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2. After you've stepped on the glass, kneel down to inspect your foot. |
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And wind up kneeling on another piece of glass. (Happened to my sister when we were kids. She bled like a stuck pig.)
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Fri Sep-24-10 06:58 PM
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3. apply cold raw meat to the wound to prevent swelling |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:02 PM
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4. Let it hang around and fester in there. Then with the dirtiest |
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tweezers you can find, dig in deep and pull it out. Squeeze a buttload of Neosporin in the wound. Good to go.
Really, that sucks though!!
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:08 PM
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5. Vigorously slap the area to dislodge the glass-- |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-10 07:09 PM by vixengrl
rather in the way one gets thick ketchup from a bottle. Don't mind the blood! This is simply proof that your strategy is working, and that your heart is pumping merrily along. It's all quite healthy.
If the blood should prove too worrisome, you can stanch it with old rags or newspapers or other absorbent materials you've been too lazy to recycle (you know who you are!) and use them. This does you the favor of finally recycling these bits of detritus and giving you an excuse to finally pitch them in the track once you're done!
Naturally, there *is* such a thing as losing too much wholesome healthy blood. However, your body makes more from the food and water that you eat! Catch two birds with one stone by seeking out a high-calorie beverage, such as bourbon or rum, to repleish your vital fluids. (This has also been known to have some moderate analgesic effect!)
The one sign to be especially on the lookout for is "greying out" or feeling woozy. If this should happen, drop everything, get behind the wheel, and speed your way to the hospital. One can't be too careful!
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:11 PM
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6. Leave the glass in there but clean it with old newspaper |
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the print has glycerine in it and is perfect for glass.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:18 PM
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Funny you mention that. My car windows are so sparkly clean thanks |
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to newspaper. You may be on to something. Either he'll have a shiny ass foot (amputated foot maybe, but shiny nonetheless) or that glass will come out pretty as hell. Can't wait to see what happens.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:44 PM
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15. I worked for a man in a Moroccan restaurant 25 years ago who would only allow |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-10 08:13 PM by applegrove
us to use newspaper to clean window. He swore by newspaper.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:50 PM
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18. I have to say it works. It works better than anything else I've come accross. |
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Of course, I let my husband do all of the work! I just don't have that elbow grease needed. Ok, that is what I tell him. lol.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:12 PM
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7. smear it with human feces |
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making sure to get it in the nooks and crannies within the wound.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:18 PM
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8. Don't worry, glass is naturally sterile. It's so smooth that pathogens can't stay on |
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The same thing applies to metal objects, even including rusted metals...
I'd probably leave it uncovered for a few days so it can breathe, and make sure not to wear socks (shoes are fine).
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:18 PM
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9. Pee is sterile too. Maybe he could pee on his foot. That would work too. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:21 PM
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10. It might not do anything for the glass--but it's supposed to be |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-10 07:21 PM by vixengrl
good for athlete's foot, and who the heck wants athlete's foot *and* a wedge of glass in there?
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:23 PM
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13. It works on jellyfish stings too, so hopefully he has a one of those |
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and he gets a two-fer. Sounds awesome. And if he has athlete's feet as well, it is a three-fer. Damn, the wonders of pee.
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:21 PM
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11. Excellent point! That would be a good way to rinse away the blood. |
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Although, depending on where the cut is, it might be easier to have someone else do it...
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:24 PM
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14. Yeah, he may need a friend for this. But I am all about it. |
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I ain't volunteering though. I think he needs someone who can point better than I can if you catch my drift.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:23 PM
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32. No. Whatever do you mean? |
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:45 PM
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35. Well, I'll put it this way. If you like pee in all directions, I'm your gal. |
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If you want more "aim", I ain't the one. ;)
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Fri Sep-24-10 09:42 PM
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38. I will henceforth think of you whenever I see a garden sprinkler |
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Sat Sep-25-10 07:06 AM
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52. i hate you -- i just had an image of someone peeing on their foot. on purpose. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:21 PM
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:47 PM
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16. I think you've found yet another household use for vinegar |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:50 PM
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17. If you don't have vinegar, lemon juice is an excellent alternative. n/t |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:51 PM
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19. And doesn't smell like, |
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:10 PM
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If his feet are anything like mine, they smell like potpourri, so it would be a shame to mess that up.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:18 PM
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30. Ok, I lol'd at that one! My feet smell like fresh linen. |
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And vinegar would totally mess that up.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:01 PM
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22. Lemon juice is not a strong enough antiseptic by itself |
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You'd need to use copious amounts of salt along with it.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:02 PM
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23. I'll whip up a mixture and apply it to the wound with a turkey baster |
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Edited on Fri Sep-24-10 08:02 PM by Orrex
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:09 PM
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25. True enough. How about onion juice then? |
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Anything to take his mind off the searing pain of the gash.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:15 PM
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29. I have some habaneros in the fridge--will they work instead? |
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Fri Sep-24-10 07:53 PM
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grab your milk and put in the bowl.
Soak your foot for atleast three hours.
Your cured!
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Sat Sep-25-10 12:13 AM
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46. Would you believe that some people actually dump out the milk after |
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using it to treat an injury like that? I've never understood why - it's still perfectly good...
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:04 PM
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24. Easy, pull out the glass, go to the ER barefoot, sign in |
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and then take a walk through the hospital while you wait, have them page you when it's your turn . Be sure to visit the path lab and the ICU.
Fun and educational!
That must have been a bad cut. I hope you're doing OK now.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:13 PM
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28. Thanks, but don't worry--it was just a shallow puncture |
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As soon as I felt it go through the bottom of my sole, I took my weight off of that foot so that it wouldn't poke out through the top.
If I'd had any sense of drama, I would have snapped it off with a small piece still lodged in the flesh. 20/20 hindsight, as usual.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:51 PM
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36. Come on now! We need more DRAMA!! |
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Really though, glad you're ok. Glass in the foot is a pain in the ass and the foot.
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Sat Sep-25-10 07:00 AM
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51. yeah think of how it would have looked by halloween! |
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We could have a theme party centered around your foot!
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:11 PM
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27. Whoop some Peroxide on it and apply a Band-Aid. |
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Always worked for me.
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:21 PM
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31. Grab your checkbook or credit card. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:44 PM
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or maybe that's for sea urchins.
Dunno.
:hi:
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:44 PM
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34. Get out the tweezers. Sure it is like trying to find a tiny piece of glass is a steak but don't let |
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Fri Sep-24-10 08:52 PM
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37. The meatier, the better!!!! |
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Fri Sep-24-10 09:49 PM
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39. The old fashion way to treat a wound is kerosene. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 09:49 PM
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40. Rub dirt in it and take a lap. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 10:03 PM
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41. It's a good time to try walking on hot coals |
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The pain from the imbedded glass will keep your mind off the burning flesh.
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Fri Sep-24-10 11:13 PM
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if that doesn't work, spray it with windex.
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Fri Sep-24-10 11:18 PM
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43. It's just a flesh wound. |
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Fri Sep-24-10 11:30 PM
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44. I'm gonna say: amputate. |
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You still have 2 feet now, or have we spoken before?
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Sat Sep-25-10 12:07 AM
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45. Jump in a tub full of iodine. n/t |
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Sat Sep-25-10 12:26 AM
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47. No problem. Just go grab yourself a case of beer. Stuff was invented for moments like this |
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Seriously: hope you're OK
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Sat Sep-25-10 01:13 AM
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step on another piece with the other foot. Symmetry is highly important in the attraction of a suitable mate.
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Sat Sep-25-10 06:42 AM
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50. Funny you should mention that: |
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Sat Sep-25-10 05:19 PM
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62. Well now your just screwn |
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Your going to have to step on a second rusty nail and a second piece of glass. Symmetry. Im afraid this is going to turn out to be a very painful life for you, friend.
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Sat Sep-25-10 02:15 AM
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Because obviously you weren't praying enough.
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Sat Sep-25-10 08:57 AM
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53. Drink some yak milk, get some chelation as mercury is the cause of all evils, and vote Republican! |
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At least that's pretty much what some health sites would tell you to do!
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Sat Sep-25-10 08:57 AM
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54. Find yourself a pair of Cruel Shoes |
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Let's see if anyone gets the reference.
:)
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Sat Sep-25-10 03:39 PM
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61. Apply copious amounts of Drano to dissolve the glass. |
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Sat Sep-25-10 09:53 AM
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55. you should have looked where you were going! |
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just kidding. Glad you are ok.
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:35 AM
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56. Use another piece of glass |
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to try to get the piece of glass out of your foot. I'm thinking of the scene in Talladega Nights where his crew chief uses a knife to pry a knife that is in Ricky Bobby's knee.
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Sat Sep-25-10 01:50 PM
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57. Is the glass still in your foot? If it is, DON'T remove it. You'll bleed out. |
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Sat Sep-25-10 06:01 PM
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63. Best advice in the thread. |
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I'd sew it up across the top to make sure the glass stays in, just to be safe.
If you're into recycling, you can reuse your dental floss for this. Functional - and minty! Might help with foot odor.
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Sat Sep-25-10 02:31 PM
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59. put it directly in hot salt water!!! |
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Sat Sep-25-10 03:35 PM
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60. pound the piece of glass through to the other side of your foot |
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It will make cleaner wound for later when you fill the hole with compost.
Then, wait about three hours, and get some compost.
Stuff it in there lightly, and then bandage as usual with an oil-soaked rag.
The micro-organisms and the oil particles will go to work together to create a nice environment for your own body's defense mechanisms to get to work.
When your fever reaches about 104, you'll know that you've reached that critical tipping point where it could go either way.
Red streaks going up your leg are always good sign, and be sure, if this happens to post a picture of that on facebook.
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Sat Sep-25-10 06:09 PM
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64. Let the cat lick it. It's a known fact that cats have no germs in their mouths. n/t |
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Sat Sep-25-10 09:16 PM
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65. Dogs too. They have healing powers with each lick. |
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No bacteria. Dogs mouths are cleaner than human mouths. No joke. :rofl: Totally explains why my dog's mouth smells like raw sewage.
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:49 PM
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66. Raw sewage is antiseptic, right? |
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:52 PM
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67. Definitely. Which is another good answer to the OP. |
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He can use his cat, who we all know he loves so much, for its lickable curing powers. Glass be gone!! Just like that. :7
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Sat Sep-25-10 10:59 PM
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68. I prefer my sewage to be lightly cooked. |
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Sat Sep-25-10 11:57 PM
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69. Well, you can't leave that thing in there |
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Best thing is to get some compressed air, stick the nozzle in the wound, and use the air gun to blast the sucker out of there. You'll need both pressure and volume, so crank the compresser up to 120psi and use the big fittings and hose.
Once you've blasted it out, get some table salt to absorb the blood; it's both absorbant and water-soluable. Just pour it right on the wound, then pack it in and wrap with any old rag you have lying around.
:hi:
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