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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 06:53 PM
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tipping cows (mooo!), healthy exercise, the universe, and everything
You gotta run like hell, because they do get pissed when you try to!!

:yoiks:

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 06:58 PM
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1. I feel bad because my friend and I hit a cow.
I was 12 or 13, and I was sleeping over my friends house. After his parents fell asleep we took one of the cars for a ride and hit a cow not even a mile later. We were going slow so we just tipped him over and knocked out a headlight. My friend got grounded for a month, I was out playing the next day. :)
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 07:04 PM
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2. tipping cows?
you fell for that?
:rofl:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 07:40 PM
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3. You tip cows in the mountains so they roll down the hill dumbass
Don't have to run far if you pick a big enough hill.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 07:41 PM
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4. I have never received good enough service to tip a cow.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 08:00 PM
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5. I hate you for posting that
before I could.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 08:03 PM
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6. udder nonsense
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 09:05 PM
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8. I have.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 08:04 PM
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7. .
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-24-10 09:17 PM
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9. I've seen others say it... let me be the first to spray it.
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