Turtle humps shoe..

[madinmaryland]

SERIESLY..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTRRS3IY4Tw

(Thanks to the folks in GD)

[Common Sense Party]

1. IBTL - that's turtle porn.

And I need a cold shower.

[ccharles000]

2. lol

[Common Sense Party]

3. So, is that what turtles think whenever they see us in our sneakers?

If a turtle is on the floor, and I'm next to him in my New Balance lawn-mowing shoes, is he just staring at my shoes with lust in his reptilian heart, thinking, "Hey, Baby! Let's snog!" ???

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Oh, MY!!!!!

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I'll be in my bunk.
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[Common Sense Party]

5. Someone needs to remix that with some bom chicka bom chicka wow

porn music in the background. With, of course, the turtle's cries of passion left in there.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. You mean...

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...the "bom chicka wow" I was hearing during that was all in my HEAD?!?!?!?
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Hallucinogenics CAN enhance your life, kids... even DECADES later.
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[nolabear]

6. Poor little guy.

I think I dated him in high school.

[sarge43]

17. ....

:spray:

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I'm...

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...OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!
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So, did you... um... you know... did you... oh... you KNOW...
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I'm really sorry... nothing like that's ever happened to me before.
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[Submariner]

9. One would think the person laughing would at least give Turtle a reach around

Oh my...Chrissy O'Donnell will probably want to ban turtle/sneaker sex now.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. Now I'm picturing...

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...Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket" SCREAMING at the turtle.
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Uh-oh.
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I'll be in my bunk again.
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[nolabear]

11. Darlin', you need to come out of your shell.

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

12. It gives a new meaning to Rick Santorum's man-on-dog sex..

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. the comments...

omnimetabell
1 month ago 17
this is the saddest, sweetest, cuteest, thing ever... and then the poor little guy gives up.

Keraos
2 days ago
@omnimetabell Actually... he finishes... Theres an awkward little puddle when he leaves.

and then...

Antag0nistiC
2 days ago
you getting off on this, coz its making me kinda horney... is that wrong?

[madinmaryland]

14. Pretty funny!

[hippywife]

15. This is how it's done.

Taken in our yard over by the creek several weeks ago. :o




(This is probably also another example of why we can't have nice things around here. Right, heddi? :D )

[xchrom]

16. Now listen here: you people aint right! Nt