Favorite rejected Dune sequel?

[Deep13]

Frank Hebert wrote numerous sequels to his ground-braking novel Dune.

Dune
Dune Messiah
Children of Dune
God Emperor of Dune
Heretics of Dune
Chapterhouse Dune

He also rejected many sequel ideas. What is your favorite rejected sequel? You may infer an "other" choice by stating it.

[TZ]

1. I think resident Dune-ologist Dr. Strange probably collaborated

on a few of those rejected sequels...:rofl:

Oh and I think he had Orrex in mind when he wrote this one : Oval Faced Amazon Warriors of Arrakis...:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

19. Dune: the Human Sandworm (First Sequence)

The ghola Dr. Yueh sews Hwi Noree's mouth to Leto II's ass. Hilarity ensues.

[TZ]

21. !

Oh my! As long as the first sequence has an oval shaped face that will work...:rofl: :spray:

[Rosie1223]

2. Dune: Jersey Shore

:hi:

[NoPasaran]

3. NCIS: Dune

[Deep13]

9. Law & Order: Special Fremen Unit nt

[Orrex]

4. Lorna Dune

Megan Fox was totally bummed when the project was canceled out from under her.

[TZ]

6. for some reason

this post is making me crave cookies.

[Orrex]

5. To Hell With Melange; VARIETY Is The True Spice Of Life

[Deep13]

8. Allspice of Dune? nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Real Housewives of Dune.

And just because, add Snooki and Kid Rock.

[Orrex]

10. Dunesbury

[dimbear]

11. Hey! Whatcha Dune?

Then there's the slightly more literate 'Gunga Dune.'

[ElboRuum]

12. Atheists of Dune...

The two most powerful pseudoreligious orders, the Bene Gesserit and the Bene Tleilax, are systematically eradicated by an upstart group of non-mystic teppanyaki fans, the Bene Hana.

[CBGLuthier]

13. My Own Private Duncan Idaho

[mcollins]

14. Sand Worm Wars

A bunch of plucky Fremen take on Emperial Sand Worm fleets in this stark documentary.

[flvegan]

15. Looney Dunes.

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

[Orsino]

16. Return of the Fellowship of the Son of the Bride of Dune. n/t

[Bucky]

17. Happy Dunes (Staring Fremen Fonzie and Spice Merchant Richie)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. CSI Dune

[Blue_Tires]

20. Mystery Science Dune 3000

I'd SO watch that...