Orrex
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Wed Sep-29-10 11:40 AM
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Poll question: Have to take a drug test: should I use the hilarious "I didn't even study" joke on them? |
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Wed Sep-29-10 11:56 AM
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1. No- go get one of these |
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Wed Sep-29-10 02:55 PM
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3. I want the one autographed and endorsed by Tom Sizemore |
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Wed Sep-29-10 12:10 PM
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2. I don't say much when I get my random drug tests, but I can tell you what I'm thinking |
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"Hey, asswipes! Yeah, you...the ones who say you love the Constitution. F%$# you and the horse you rode in on. Nothing like a search and seizure without a warrant to finish up a trip. Oh yeah, and having to prove I'm innocent. I thought it was supposed to be the other way around. I'm not, and I never have been a drug user, but I have to prove it to you. Oh, and I especially like the complete lack of due process if you or the lab f%$# and it comes back positive. Guess you dropped out of high school before you took that civics class, didn't you Einstein? So please don't be offended if a significant portion of my sample winds up all over your face before it dribbles into that cup. Have a nice day!"
That's what I think. What I DO is smile, sign the paperwork, fill their little cup, and thank them for making the process quick.
End of rant. You should hear the guys and gals who have a strong opinion about this stuff!
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Wed Sep-29-10 07:10 PM
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4. People who have to guard your pee rarely have a sense of humor. |
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Wed Sep-29-10 07:15 PM
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5. You should totally wear a t-shirt that says: |
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Wed Sep-29-10 08:03 PM
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6. Tell them the cup you were is given is too small as you normally fill one of those cups when |
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:35 PM
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12. I have a pal who uses that line @ Starbucks all the time |
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Wed Sep-29-10 09:34 PM
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7. Nah bring a half eaten poppie seed bagel to the test. |
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:02 PM
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8. Ask them what a passing grade is. |
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:20 PM
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9. Act confused, then take a shit in the cup. |
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:28 PM
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10. My sister worked as a grounds keeper at a hotel. Sometimes she'd be picking up garbage. Inevitably |
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Edited on Wed Sep-29-10 10:28 PM by applegrove
some wit would come along and say "how's busines" - LOL! "Picking up!!!!!!!!!" LOL! They hated that.
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Wed Sep-29-10 10:29 PM
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Tell them you forgot yours and can't take the test without it.
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Thu Sep-30-10 01:48 AM
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that you pee for enjoyment.....not for employment.
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Thu Sep-30-10 02:00 AM
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14. Yes. They are profiting off the death of civil liberties in America. |
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