A guy hit on me today

[Tobin S.]

He was at...oh, never mind. :) I'm not gay, but I must admit that it made me feel good. I've had more guys hit on me in my lifetime than women. I don't know if it's because guys are more forward or because I'm tripping up their gaydar. Maybe I'm putting out a gay vibe, but that is not my intention. I'm just being me. If you like that, feel free to inflate my ego. It could use a few pumps. :D

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1. Well, there's your answer to the overalls question.

[Tobin S.]

2. Gay guys go for the farm boy look?

I would have never guessed.

[knowbody0]

3. testimony to your awesome persona!

[Tobin S.]

4. Thank you

I'm feeling pretty awesome right about now.

[rurallib]

5. You say you're not gay and then you ask for pumps?

how's this?

I do look forward to your posts. Really.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. You must not know Tobin...

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[Tobin S.]

7. lol!

It was the repressed gay guy part of me that made me say that.

[marzipanni]

10. Overalls and slingshots

And tire swings?

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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If you right-click on the shoes and click on "Properties",
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[Dr Morbius]

8. Old joke:

Success rate for men using opening line of "Hi, I'm _____": 40%
Success rate for women using opening line of "Hi, I'm _____": 100%

In my experience, women don't "hit on" men all that often, perhaps because they don't need to. Anyway, congrats on having a fine looking ass or whatever it is about you. :)

[dawg]

14. I think women are just much more subtle.

Just about the only times I've ever felt someone was hitting on me it was another guy. And I don't think I send out any kind of guy vibe. I think I'm just clueless when women like me, and I assume they are just being friendly.

[SwampG8r]

9. dude

i was so totally NOT hitting on you
i mean really

[WillParkinson]

12. I saw a picture of you...

I'd totally hit on you (as long as my husband wasn't around).

Will

[doc03]

13. I wish I had that problem nobody hits on me male or female

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[MiddleFingerMom]

15. The ultimate insult to a guy...

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Man: "Look at you!!! You'd fuck ANYBODY!!!!!!
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Woman: "Well, yeah... ... ... ... ... ... ... anybody but YOU!!!!
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Whenever I hear that someone of my acquantaince is both gay and
sexually ravenous and he hasn't hit on me, my first reaction is one of
relief... IMMEDIATELY followed by, "HEY!! What am I... chopped liver?!?!?!?"
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[Bucky]

22. For the life of me...

I can't imagine ever ever saying "You'd fuck anybody" to a woman.

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. Oh... I would imagine that the horrible revelation...

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...of infidelity has elicited THAT statement from all involved
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People say all manner of things when they're hurt and angry.
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[Bucky]

24. Oh.... Well, I guess when there's a context to it...

For some reason I was imagining you trying to use that as a conversation starter.

[Kali]

17. I got my size and age slapped up side th head this morning!

was filling the truck with gas and there was a crew of guys waiting off to the side for the boss or something, just shooting the shit

when I started to pull away one of them yelled "Hey lady, you got a flat tire!"

now back in the day they might helped or even changed the darn thing - now? I had to ask them to move their truck so I could get to the air hose and nobody even offered to help:-(

Oh well I always console myself with the fact that as part of my job I change bulls into steers :evilgrin:

[dawg]

18. I would've helped you.

No matter how old and "sized" you were.

[Kali]

19. aww thanks

usually most of the men around here are OVERLY gentlemanly and I am perfectly capable of changing a tire (god knows I ought to as many as I ruin!) putting air in is nothing. Just one of those "well hell, not getting by on youth and good looks any more" moments!:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. In case anyone NEEDS to be told...

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...DO NOT... UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES... FUCK WITH THIS WOMAN!!!!!!!
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[eyepaddle]

16. I drove taxi when I was in college, so yeah, I had a fair number of guys hit on me.

It threw me the first few times, and it always surprised me when it was a customer I had known for years.

For the record, I had a few women hit on me too--that was usually just as off-putting

...but not always! :blush:

[bigwillq]

20. It's cool that you're cool with it!

:) :hi:

[Angry Dragon]

25. Always good to have a feminine side for balance

[cwydro]

26. No, that was me.

And I'm not a guy...:P

I just like big, um, trucks.