S**t happens- even to cops.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

I just heard one of Dallas' finest on the scanner- seems that in the midst of subduing an uncooperative woman he and/or his pardner somehow lost the keys to the squad down a storm drain. So even though they now have a po'd woman in cuffs in the back seat of the car, they ain't goin' anywhere for a while.

I'm sorry- although I do sympathize, it IS just a little funny...

:rofl:

[RandomThoughts]

1. If it is funny, it can't be all bad :)

Side note, I am still due beer and travel money, and many good experiences. :)

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Once, after a wild afterwork campsite party with WAY too much drinking involved...

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...(just kidding -- there was probably JUST enough), the night manager
and I took the guy who washed dishes home. He was this older
down-on-his-luck guy who was living in this really fleabag cheap
hotel downtown.
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We pretty much carried him in and up the stairs where his brother
helped us put him into bed, but when we came back down, the
manager at the front desk (this OBNOXIOUS and ignant woman)
had called the police. Her reason?
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"How do I know you didn't mug him?"
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Cop talking to us... obvious to him what was going on... I'm a NERVOUS
underage drunk (17 and the law was 18) who, when taking out a cigarette,
drops it.
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It hits the ground, bounces JUST right, and lands balanced on the top of
the cop's highly-shined shoe.
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My heart sinks. Our eyes meet -- and we BOTH know I'm going to jail if
I flunk this "test".
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Summoned EVERYTHING... EVERY-FREAKIN'-THING I had within me
and bent over slowly and plucked that cigarette off his shoe and rose
again perfectly.
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He smirked... and was impressed enough with my OBVIOUS "performance"
that he just told us to be more careful in the future and left (the
manager screaming at him to arrest us).
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So shit also happens WITH cops... but sometimes it's GOOD shit.
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