Snark du jour

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Religion: Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. Protestants do not recognize the pope as the leader of the Christian church, and Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

Death and Dying: The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead. Samuel Goldwyn

Social Dynamics: I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Noel Coward

Sex: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. Jack Benny

Money: If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. Dorothy Parker

Movies: Yes, I shot a few scenes out of focus. I wanted to win the foreign film award. Billy Wilder

The Snark Handbook: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring . Lawrence Dorfman