I wish I was a lesbian

[hippywife]

Loudon Wainwright III

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idhxrZKlLvc&feature=related

Waiting for kali to come along thinking I'm making another confession. :rofl:

[Redstone]

1. He's always been a riot. Remember "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road?

PS: She wants to be bi, not a lesbian.

Redstone

[hippywife]

2. Yeah, I do remember that.

It got quite a lot more airplay than this one does. :eyes: :rofl:

How ya doing today, babe? :hug:

[Redstone]

4. Today's been a pretty good day, thank you for asking. I took my son to a

mini-powwow, which proved to be a dud, but as luck would have it, there was a very good car show right next door in the state park.

So we had a good time. And I was able to walk for an hour and a half without annoyiing my knee or hip.

A good day, indeed. Nice and cool with the convertible top down and the seat heaters on.

Redstone

[hippywife]

8. Good to hear it.

Sounds like the two of you had a great day. :hug:

[Kali]

3. well, I clicked on it as soon as I saw it, that is for sure!

:rofl:

I wondered what the heck had happened at home! too many kittehs? some HUGH cooking disaster?

[old mark]

5. Lesbians don't cook?....nt

[KamaAina]

22. Only in their toaster ovens

:P

[hippywife]

25. You better hope the Lioness

doesn't see that comment. :D

[KamaAina]

28. Why? Don't tell me she still thinks it was a toaster?!

:P

[hippywife]

29. No, that woman cooks up

a righteous storm. A real gourmet.

[hippywife]

18. I did think of you

when I posted the thread title. :rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

6. Me too. n/t

[hippywife]

9. Ya. Right. ;0) n/t

[Xipe Totec]

7. Patxi Andion Si yo Fuera Mujer (If I were a Woman)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iW6wf2g7lA

[hippywife]

10. Sorry to say

that I don't understand Spanish. But he looks familiar.

Do you think he was lipsynching? :rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

11. Lyrics, translated by yours truly...

If I were a woman I'd have to start by drawing
wide open the curtain of the virginal myth,
and the macho man.

If I were a woman I could publish
a thousand reasons for Don Juan's secret,
you would laugh till you cried.

If I were a woman, I would not be swayed by a fool with a car,
or background music and John Wayne pose.
And I would take pleasure in raping him.

And so, no equality,
death to the rapist, praise to infidelity,
I would want to taste that which they call our liberation,

If I were a woman, if I were a woman,
I would love myself
If I were a woman, I would not marry,
screw the support,
no pills; let him take them. And now that you know where I stand,
take me.

And so, no equality,
death to the rapist, praise to infidelity,
I would want to taste that which they call our liberation,

If I were a woman, if I were a woman,
I would have to love myself
And so, no equality, death to the rapist, praise to
infidelity, I would want to taste that which they call
our liberation,

repeats....

[hippywife]

12. Those lyrics

and the look on his face as he sings them make me very leary of him. He's trying too hard. :rofl:

He looks up and around a lot, like is anyone buying this? Do all you women want me now?

[Xipe Totec]

13. Do not judge a man from the 1970's by 2010 standards

Of course he's trying too hard.

Give the guy a break.

:rofl:

[hippywife]

15. Some things do not change with time.

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

16. Like what, trying too hard?

Get used to it.

:P

[hippywife]

17. Oh, yeah?

I suggest he is trying to get laid using disingenuous means. So there!

[Xipe Totec]

19. I'm sorry, what's your point?

:evilgrin:

[hippywife]

20. I'm sure it's entirely too vague.

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[hippywife]

26. LOL!

We run into each other here and there. :hi:

[Submariner]

14. Me too

But I would probably be told, "You're a slut Submariner" for flashing my boobs at all the guys and gals. If I had them, I'd flaunt them. I don't understand why more women don't have the same outlook as me.

:hide:

[KamaAina]

23. So do I

and I'm male. :-)

[hippywife]

24. Well so far,

the only responses except for kali have all been from males. ;)

[Demoiselle]

27. Thanks for another opportunity for a grammar snark.

It should be "I wish I WERE a Lesbian."
Look it up, Loudon.

[hippywife]

32. If you listen to the song

he explains the grammar in the beginning where he tells about why he wrote the song.

[joeybee12]

30. If I were a lesbian, I'd LOVE to be Lily Tomlin!

She's a genius.

[cwydro]

31. I am really glad I am a lesbian.

Actually.

And it is not about the tongue or how someone is hung.

I am just sayin'

I think most gay women would agree with me..that it is not even about sex.

[hippywife]

33. Hi, sweetie!

I do understand that. He does, too, I'm sure. It was just a funny song. Satire, you know. :hi:

[cwydro]

34. Lol...

we have a songwriter down here that does that song...sometimes it just annoys me.

Sometimes men are ignorant ...

No offense intended.

[hippywife]

35. That's part of what makes it funny, I think.

I intended no offense, either. :hug:

[cwydro]

36. I know you didn't

No offense taken,