TheMightyFavog
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Sun Oct-03-10 05:07 PM
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Man dies mysteriously in porn booth... |
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http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/7223255.htmlPolice are investigating the death of a man whose body was found locked in a video booth at an adult book store on U.S. 59 in northeast Houston the day after he was seen entering the business.
Brodrick S. White, 35, of Houston, was discovered Tuesday afternoon at the novelty store in the 15500 block of the Eastex Freeway near East Sam Houston Parkway about 2 p.m., police said.
Police said White was pronounced dead at the scene, but his body showed no obvious signs of trauma.
The Harris County Institute of Forensic Sciences is expected to perform an autopsy to determine White's cause of death.WYATT FUCKING EARP!!!
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Sun Oct-03-10 05:15 PM
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1. I wouldn't want to clean up that crime scene. |
TK421
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Sun Oct-03-10 07:49 PM
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5. Hell of a way to go though, right? |
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especially if you're right in the middle of...you know, it
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Sun Oct-03-10 08:04 PM
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8. Sounds better than some I've heard of |
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I had a friend who did crime scene cleanup, hazmat certified and everything.
He had to clean brains out of families' front porch on many occasion.
You see...shotgun sandwich gives you, well, you know...
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Sun Oct-03-10 05:26 PM
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2. DAMN! I WONDERED what had happened to Larry Craig. |
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Sun Oct-03-10 07:42 PM
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3. So... he came and went at the same time? |
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Nothing like going out with a bang.
"Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really, really hoped." Phillip J. Fry
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Mon Oct-04-10 09:53 AM
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Wait, that's what he did really do!
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Mon Oct-04-10 10:21 AM
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huffing and puffing and panting and blowing. I thought he was coming but I guess he was going. :evilgrin:
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Sun Oct-03-10 07:48 PM
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4. No obvious signs of trauma? |
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He was probably jacked raw. Oh, and if you ever drop a quarter in one of those booths, don't pick it up.
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Sun Oct-03-10 08:02 PM
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6. SCHEDULING PANADER0 FOR ASS KICKING |
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Sun Oct-03-10 08:03 PM
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7. He was in there from 8:30 Monday night |
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until 2:30 Tuesday afternoon?:puke: :puke:
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Sun Oct-03-10 08:10 PM
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9. I'm guessing he died of a heart attack. |
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Mon Oct-04-10 12:33 AM
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10. Parents: love your children? |
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Don't give them the initials BS. No wonder he was alone and desperate.
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Mon Oct-04-10 12:49 AM
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Edited on Mon Oct-04-10 12:55 AM by MiddleFingerMom
. . . . . . . . . . ... THAT chalk outline!!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Mon Oct-04-10 02:12 AM
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Severe Dehydration
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Mon Oct-04-10 09:40 AM
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What, did they sell itching powder and fake rubber vomit too?
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Mon Oct-04-10 09:49 AM
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14. All I can say is this.... |
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First he'd come and now he's gone :evilgrin:
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Mon Oct-04-10 10:35 AM
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17. CSI needs to check for DNA |
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Maybe there's some evidence in that booth.
:hi:
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Mon Oct-04-10 08:21 PM
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18. Insert "glory hole" joke here: |
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Mon Oct-04-10 08:24 PM
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19. Veni, vidi, vici, not necessarily in that order. |
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