OMG --- size DOES matter!!!!! And my wiener just seems so fucking inadequate now...

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[hyphenate]

1. Where do they serve that gem?

I have a friend who actually COULD eat it, almost with no trouble at all. On Fridays, we usually go out, and he eats a platter of fish and chips completely, with cole slaw and popcorn, and two glasses of water. I'm lucky I cn finish only a portion of whatever I order.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Go to their website and your cursor turns into a big wienie...

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http://www.hillbillyhotdogs.com/homewrecker.php
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[krispos42]

3. No bacon?

How much extra for bacon?

[TreasonousBastard]

4. I'll take two, but after the Big Bad Bubba Burger.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

5. You think your wiener is bad? Look what happened to my Boner

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Vd-YzQp4rjK_wWj0zogS8XqXFoT2W03AcuysMLCA5lNkZHc&t=1&usg=___Q07UCS6anl8VuAzAO2WJhn04wM=

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Boner? That looks more like an...

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...Orange 'gina.
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[BillStein]

11. It's the

Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

[guitar man]

6. I could eat it

No problem :D

[Amaril]

8. That image makes me feel vaguely nauseous....

....yet titilated.


edit: so much so, in fact, that I mispelled nauseous.

[MiddleFingerMom]

9. ...and breastillated. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

10. Stroke-on-a-bun

Hmmm, maybe the partakers are entering themselves in a Darwinian survival contest.