Let's LUBRICATE!!! n/t

[MiddleFingerMom]

[HopeHoops]

1. "Sex"

- by the band Berlin, circa 1982.

The CD has an "extended version" that wasn't on the LP. It just contains a little more of the "naughty stuff".

Funny story on this one. One day I noticed that I hadn't heard the song on the radio in a while. I called DC-101 and actually got through to the DJ. I inquired as to why and he said, "I don't know man. We came in one day and the album was just gone. We didn't ask questions."

Great bedroom song - especially if you set the CD player to repeat the track about 40 times (or more if you need extra time).

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. FORTY TIMES!?!?!? One of the most ATTRACTIVE qualities of two-minute punk songs....

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...is that they seemed JUST right for my erotic stamina -- providing
a soundtrack for foreplay, the act itself, and post-coital behavior.
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Although all that "afterglow cuddling" just seemed to go on and on
and on and on until I could "safely" roll over and fall asleep.
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The good news, ladies?
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I AM available.
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Go figger.
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[HopeHoops]

5. Well, at a minimum.

:evilgrin:

[spinbaby]

3. That reminds me

My car's due for an oil change.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. This made me laugh...

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...as it suggested Ray Romano's (I think) routine about
life events that signal that it's time for certain
special "romantic" acts.
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