If you don't agree with me, FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU!

[HopeHoops]

Oh, sorry, (wiping brow), I was having a Republican moment there. I'm better now. Carry on. My bad.

Does anyone have some non-traceable municipal bonds they don't want - AAAARRRGGHHH!!! It is happening again!!!! E-GADS!

The neighbors heard gunfire. They assumed it was just Harry farting, but they were wrong. A reality TV show was about to start so none of them cared. Welcome to life in America.

:evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. Is today the wrong day...

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[HopeHoops]

3. Dagwood, I would LOVE to give you a raise. Raise your arms so I can kick you in the groin!

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. THANK YOU SIR/MA'AM!!! MAY I HAVE ANOTHER? n/t

[Gold Metal Flake]

2. A ghost sez...

<snicker>

[HopeHoops]

4. Aw, man. That was COLD!

:scared:

[kentauros]

5. I know another way to piss you off:

:P

[HopeHoops]

9. AAAAaarrggghh!!! - MAH EYES - MAH EYES!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

6. you let my house burn down, didn't you?

:cry:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. What about the horse I rode in on?

And every horse that looks similar?

:hi:

[HopeHoops]

10. There's a bar (or at least was) in Fell's Point, Baltimore called "The Horse You Rode In On".

My buddies almost killed me on tequila there on my bachelor's party night out. And that was just the FIRST place we hit.

Yes, I was obliterated by the end of the night.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Aw man, what dfo people who look like me ever done to you?

Except assault your eyes, I mean?

[raccoon]

11. :rofl: nt

[nolabear]

12. Why can't we put smilies in the subject line?

Just wonderin'. Oh, and you're ugly too. Just to stay in the spirit of things.

[Deep13]

14. I don't want to fuck people who look like me.

Bleck!

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Not EVERYONE feels that way about themselves.

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