I just realized that I can get "dick" tattooed on my eyelid...

[originalpckelly]

Then when someone's a dick, all I have to do is wink at them and they'll see the tattoo. I figure this will save me quite a lot of work calling everyone a dick. I might get bitch tattooed on the other eye. If I meet another gay guy and he pisses me off, I just blinks both eyes and he'll know he's a dick bitch.

Yes, it might hurt, but fuck it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. That makes me think of "Indiana Jones"

[gratuitous]

2. You want people to think you're cock-eyed?

To each his own, I guess.

[eyepaddle]

5. You just won the internets!

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

3. I heard about a guy that had "swan" tattooed on his dick.

When I asked to see it, it said "Saskatchewan".

[raccoon]

4. Man, I haven't seen a post from you in a long, long time.

I had about forgotten you....

[marzipanni]

6. Nice post, Popeye.

;)

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. When I was in the Army (no... not the Dick Armey), my fantasy was...

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...to have a pet monkey that would flip people off when they saluted.
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The only people saluting ME would be officers returning my salute.
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I would scold it... BAD MONKEY...
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...but would have trained it to recognize that BAD MONKEY meant
that it was going to get a treat very soon.
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I really DID have that fantasy.
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I'm really a very simple man with very simple needs and wants.
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