Kids, don't try this at home.

[arbusto_baboso]

Okay, about 3 years ago I get up to go to work. It was about 5:30. I haven't been an early riser since getting out of the Army. Plus, I wasn't wearing my glasses at the time, so that may explain this.

Anyway, I notice in the bathroom mirror that the skin on my face is flaky. Being a typical guy, I also have no lotion or moisturizer in my bathroom cabinet. So I go to raid my wife's...

I grab a tube of what I think is moisturizer and slather it on my face. I'm immediately hit by a very familiar aroma. I look closer at the tube and discover it's actually KY instead of moisturizer....

Mrs. Arbusto still won't let me hear the end of THAT one!

[kayakjohnny]

1. Well, it's fitting ... considering today's word of the day....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9519540

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. These folks would probably like to hear from you.

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[arbusto_baboso]

3. Coulda been worse. I coulda brushed my teeth with Preparation H.

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