"It's a FACT..." (Make up your own)

[MrScorpio]

It's a FACT that every horrible incident ever inflicted on mankind was preceded by the phrase, "That ain't no Hank Williams' song!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5N35kQAPv0

[sarge43]

1. Sorry, but I think every horrible incident was preceded by the phrase,

"What's the worst that can happen?"

[baldguy]

6. "Hold my beer & watch this!"

[sarge43]

12. Frequently heard around heavy machinery

just before :nuke: Whereas "What's the worst..." is a common phrase at staff meetings.

[rrneck]

24. And from his best friend...

"Shit, I can do that!"

[Dr Morbius]

2. It's a FACT that chocolate appeals to the X chromosome in humans.

Which explains why women seem to like chocolate twice as much as most men.

[sakabatou]

3. ... That Tokyo is also known as "matchstick city"

[MrScorpio]

4. It's a FACT, that the Brits drive on left side of the road to get some sun on their right sides

When they drive north in the morning.

[VioletLake]

5. It's a FACT, that the Brits drive on the left side of the road

so right handed drivers can sword fight oncoming drivers.

[Dr. Strange]

7. It's a FACT that if you eat a steak that has been doused in ammonia...

you will become irresistible to the opposite sex.

[SwampG8r]

8. it is a well known fact

that yhou can lead a horse to water but you cannot make him eat grits
even with brown sugar and maple syrup

[nolabear]

9. It's a FACT that women have secret meetings

in the restrooms of expensive restaurants and exchange info on their men's penis sizes.

[sarge43]

13. It's a FACT that women ask for change before going to the powder room.

It's dues for the secret meetings.

[JTG of the PRB]

10. It's a FACT that pants are an anqituated, outmoded societal "norm" that need to be done away with.

[Crystal Clarity]

14. It's a fact that Pooh Bear began that fashion trend.

It took awhile, but I think it may be catching on. :-)

[sarge43]

15. Nah, those two pervs - D. Duck and M. Mouse. n/t

[Crystal Clarity]

18. LOL! You're right. I forgot about them!

:rofl:

[BlueCollar]

11. Lowering Taxes for the rich

means they will pass on the benefits to the rest of society...

[billyclem]

16. It's a FACT that most facts are

anecdotal evidence stated with confidence.

[Deep13]

17. Geese cannot turn to the left when walking. nt

[nolabear]

19. Does that make them right wingers?

[Deep13]

28. No, they can fly to the left and swim to the left, but walking it is right turn only.

It's true. Some guy whose friend is married to a zoologist told me.

[Chan790]

20. It's a FACT...

that the average American would lose 60 lbs. if they ate nothing but tamales three meals a day for one year.

[RandomThoughts]

21. Good call scorp

You are correct in sequence, thanks.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=9522713&mesg_id=9522741

Not a song. lots of noise in that movie.

[edbermac]

22. It's a fact that Zeppo was the funniest of the Marx Brothers.

Even Groucho said so.

From Wiki: Though a straight man on stage, he was reputed to be very funny in person, perhaps the funniest of the five brothers. As the youngest and having grown up watching his brothers, he could fill in for and imitate any of the others when illness kept them from performing. "He was so good as Captain Spaulding that I would have let him play the part indefinitely, if they had allowed me to smoke in the audience," Groucho recalled.

[mdmc]

23. you can rec threads in the lounge

[rrneck]

25. It's a fact

that painters are drunks, roofers are crazy, and plumbers are pissed off.

Edit to add: In my line of work I'm frequently all of the above.

[Tikki]

26. "It's a fact...The hardest part of the armored guard...

..big man of steel behind the steering wheel...;)"


ok, borrowed from:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEjCDriXwnI
BLONDIE....


Tikki

[MilesColtrane]

27. Whatever you are good at, there are 200 eleven year olds in the Ukraine who can totally destroy you.

It's a Fact.

The internet has proven that you (and I) are not particularly witty or talented when the sample of humans is large enough.

[Skittles]

29. orange cats are thieves

yes INDEED

[AsahinaKimi]

30. Its a fact that

The Sharpest blades ever made were Japanese Katana