No costume?..No candy!!

[SwampG8r]

got it?
anyone who trick or treats me and expects more than my scorm and a sharp comment must be in costume.
not something stupid either
you cant dress as is and say "oh im the pizza guy" unless you have a fucking PIZZA!
i give away A list candy and i expect maximum costume for my chocolate dollar
so dont come a knocking if you got no costume.
escorts of small children will be excepted from this rule

oh and i know you do not have a brother and he is not sick at home and you are not getting one stick of high grade chocolate for him
fuck him
no costume,,,,,no candy!!! no show?no candy!

[many a good man]

1. Careful. You may get torched.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. OK, OK!!! Just a second... ... ... ... how's this? I'm "UNDERPANTS MAN", assface!!!

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Now gimme THREE freakin' candy bars or I morph into "NAKED GUY"!!!!
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Don't make me naked.
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You wouldn't like me naked.
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[SwampG8r]

3. thats all i ask

some sort of costume following a logical theme
one bar only tho and get your nasty naked ass outta my yard!

[RZM]

4. I agree

Every year there's at least a couple of 16 + year olds who show up at the very end of the night with no costume. Not gonna happen kids.