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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 05:48 PM
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I would like to publicly thank my dog
for cleaning up the dog food that I spilled on the kitchen floor. You did a very good job and I'm sure it was a lot of work.
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Paper Roses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 06:16 PM
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1. So considerate of him. Think of the work he saved you! n/t
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 06:41 PM
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3. Indeed.
All those little pieces of kibble.

And he had just finished eating his dinner. Came running back to the kitchen to eat the equivalent of another whole dinner. Didn't have the heart to tell him that food all over the floor was a mistake. And he didn't miss a piece.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 06:19 PM
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2. And I would like to thank my cat
for thoughtfully devouring the last piece of cheese pizza...
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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 06:59 PM
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4. do you think your dog would be so kind as to clean up the cat food
my cat ate and immediately puked back up into the bowl of the rest of the un-barfed food? :eyes:

I would publicly thank him/her if s/he did so. :hi:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:19 PM
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5. If its chicken or fish tasting, he probably would.
But he'd be even more interested in chasing your cat.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:21 PM
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6. I'd like to thank my dog for finishing up the last two thirds of the pecan pie
we forgot on the kitchen counter. None of us liked it all that much.
Now we're just wondering how long it will take to make it through the dog. We're hoping before ten thirty tonight or after seven thirty tomorrow morning.
She's a big dog...a Pyrenees...and I'm prepared to thank her again if there are no in-house accidents tonight.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:31 PM
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7. Oh my, that's rich.
Doesn't seem like something a dog would like. I hope she's ok.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:35 PM
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8. She seems ok and ate a full dinner. It was a smaller than usual pie. We've crossed our fingers..
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