Why did George W. Bush get the nickname "A.W.O.L. Oedipal Dry Drunk Cokehead War Criminal P.O.S.?"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Sorry. Couldn't resist.



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[Capn Sunshine]

1. say what you will about the man, that's a nice glass he's drinking from

I really like those. They are heavy at the bottom, kind of like giant shot glasses.

Admit it, you'd like to have a beer with him
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[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I'd love to have a beer with him if he'd just been administered sodium pentethol

Face it, every single person here would like to spend an hour with him if they could get an hour of truth out of him...just one-on-one with The Decider, admitting everything. All the lies, all the bullshit, a first-hand admission of how he wet his pants in that Florida classroom.

[Orsino]

6. I think that the essential truths are long since out, for anyone who still cares.

I doubt that he was ever involved in any interesting details, and wouldn't recall them clearly, anyway.

Now Rove? There's a man who knows where some bodies are buried. Probably some actual bodies.

[MrMickeysMom]

3. You left out his middle name...

After A.W.O.L., it's "THE"

People do that all the time... You're welcome.

[whistler162]

4. 'cause Tex was to long!

[kedrys]

5. Because

"that coked-out fat little drunken frat bitch from Connecticut" only scratched the surface. :P