Stupid product alert: Anal Bum Covers for your cat or dog!

[TheMightyFavog]

http://www.etsy.com/listing/58581701/rear-gear-butt-covers-for-your-cat-and



Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone.

Get yours today here at etsy or write me an email and support small business! Please contact me if you'd like multiples... Make sure to note which style you'd like in the shipping notes and enjoy!

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. "Um..." said MiddleFingerMom, shifting uncomfortably in his seat...

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..."they're for my PET?!?!?!?
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[blue neen]

2. Oh, Gawd help me.

I think it's a good idea! :)

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. So what happens when the dog wants to *use* the unsightly body part

that these little doo-dads are so tastefully obscuring? Do they just flap up? Do they get, um, soiled? And how do they stay fastened on the poor critter's backside without said critter taking offense and pulling the doo-dad off?