The list of things that don't make sense

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Why is there always only one shoe on the road? Did someone decide, "Oh hell, I don't really need both shoes, I'll just toss one out the window."

Why do people cry at weddings? Do they sense an impending tragedy?

Why does everyone gather for a funeral, after the person they supposedly love is gone? Why not have that gathering while they are still alive?

Why will nobody take the last piece of cake? Is it poison?

At a theme park, why are people willing to wait 2 hours in line for a 4-minute ride?

When a movie star visits a talk show, and they show a 15-second clip from their latest movie, why is there a thunderous round of applause when that clip ends? Is 15 seconds worth of acting enough to merit an ovation?

Why do they print patterns on mattresses? All you ever do is cover it up.

Why do businesses that are open 24 hours have locks on their doors?

Why do psychic conventions need to advertise? If you're psychic, don't you already know?

Feel free to add on...

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1. Why do you get a penny for your thoughts,

but then give your 2 cents?

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2. The miracle of the free market!

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3. Working for Tommie Hoots at Nationwide Escorting!

I ran more deadhead miles than paid miles for her. :banghead: